"Would you rather?"

[parodyluvr75]

Be anally probed by space aliens or be forced fed warm cottage cheese while watching reality TV.

 

[1sickbastard]

Rather, Dan Rather who is in a lather about the blather of aliens, warm cottage cheese and reality tv...

 

[parodyluvr75]

Dear space alien,

I knew you were an alien, it's part of the reason I like you but please keep your probing to yourself.

Luv,

Birdy

 

[rimmy]

I've never been averse to a good anal probing.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wife of Bath]

I've never been averse to a good anal probing.

I second this.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Pookie]

Some of the guys I've dated in the past probably could be classified as aliens of the extraterrestrial kind. I'll go with what I know in this case.

 

[Lancecastor]

Planet Paneer, the double threat.

 

[Riles]

You'd think they'd have shed their amateur "probing" and moved onto a good rogering.

 

[pointless]

are the aliens hot?

also, do i get salt and pepper (mostly pepper) for my cottage cheese or no?

 

[Lancecastor]

You'd think they'd have shed their amateur "probing" and moved onto a good rogering.

http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/109490277/views/1,width=280,height=280,appearanceId=5.png/roger-that_design.png

 

[Riles]

http://images.search.yahoo.com/imag...=11n1b5ivq&sign=11n1b5ivq&.crumb=yZeQoolKP6i&

 

[Mischka]

I've never been averse to a good anal probing.

I second this.

I third this. I bet they'd have a lovely collection of glass toys. That seems all space-agey.

 

[unregistered]

 

[parodyluvr75]

Some of the guys I've dated in the past probably could be classified as aliens of the extraterrestrial kind. I'll go with what I know in this case.

And I thought it was just me. We better not tell Mike Yates, he'll lose his mind if he finds out they are here.

You'd think they'd have shed their amateur "probing" and moved onto a good rogering.

You'd think, I'm always afraid and looking over my shoulder.

are the aliens hot?

also, do i get salt and pepper (mostly pepper) for my cottage cheese or no?

Yes and yes.

Planet Paneer, the double threat.

limburger aliens are worse, they really stink.

There was no Do JAJ option.

Mal ware alert!

If you pick the probe me option, I'm sure the aliens will get around to you, sooner or later.

 

[bronzeage]

Be anally probed by space aliens or be forced fed warm cottage cheese while watching reality TV.

All the anxiety of alien anal probes is misplaced. Those long soft fingers give a killer handjob.

 

[neci]

anal probe. every time.

 

[Equinoxe]

Am I correct in assuming that when you say reality TV you are referring to reality TV qua reality TV—the modern day Herostratoi of MTV, E!, etc.—and not, for example, creative competition type "reality TV" (e.g. Top Chef, Project Runway, etc.)?

 

[thør]

https://wasduk.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/startrek2.jpg

Somehow, I don't see a problem.