give unsolicited advice to the person above you

[rbijon]

'Das Boot' is not an allegory for Italy.

...& no one opens the screen door on a submarine unless the Captn' says so.

 

[elli1]

...& no one opens the screen door on a submarine unless the Captn' says so.

always follow orders unless you have good reasons not to

 

[rbijon]

always follow orders unless you have good reasons not to

Yes, and lend your bicycle to the next fish you see.

 

[elli1]

Yes, and lend your bicycle to the next fish you see.

take the stairs instead of the elevator

 

[Sundayschild]

take the stairs instead of the elevator

Watch your six

 

[rbijon]

Don't knock the rock, Daddy'O

 

[elli1]

Watch your six

use plain english with non-native english speakers

 

[Sundayschild]

use plain english with non-native english speakers

Watch more films with dogfights in

 

[elli1]

Watch more films with dogfights in

be nice to animals, but not too nice

 

[blazin24]

be nice to animals, but not too nice

sex counts as exercise

 

[L8tnIt]

Well trimmed hair is considered quite appealing. So keep all of it under control.

 

[MausAss]

Well trimmed hair is considered quite appealing. So keep all of it under control.

It's better to be bold than bald, unless you're an eagle.

 

[Sundayschild]

Until you spread your wings you never know how far you can walk...

 

[L8tnIt]

It's better to be bold than bald, unless you're an eagle.

Damn Skippy!

And Bald Eagles are both!

 

[m_grey_2000]

Damn Skippy!

And Bald Eagles are both!

Keep using those exclamation points!

 

[elli1]

Keep using those exclamation points!

call them exclamation marks instead!

 

[blazin24]

call them exclamation marks instead!

keep the fights clean and the sex dirty

 

[elli1]

keep the fights clean and the sex dirty

but keep your cock clean

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

keep the fights clean and the sex dirty

spoon me, I'm cold

 

[rbijon]

spoon me, I'm cold

Get some silk PJ and I will

 

[blazin24]

Get some silk PJ and I will

if things seem under control, you're just not going fast enough

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

if things seem under control, you're just not going fast enough

know when to go slow

 

[DoRaMe]

Fear can keep you from dying, but it also can keep you from living...

 

[37_ttej]

Don't go so fa that people accuse you of being la-ti-da.

 

[DoRaMe]

Being a punster can get you into trouble! HA!