give unsolicited advice to the person above you

[Little_Sister]

I think it's time to do not talk

LMAO Wasn't there a post on the importance of commas?

Shhhhhhh Rick says it is time to do not talk.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Nothing turns me on as much as someone whining about being BORED. Go masturbate or learn to knit or both at the same time.

I bet this chick could knit with her vag

http://www.dailyhiit.com/hiit-blog/hiit-life/women/things-lift-vagina-omg-pictures/

 

[Little_Sister]

I bet this chick could knit with her vag

http://www.dailyhiit.com/hiit-blog/hiit-life/women/things-lift-vagina-omg-pictures/

Wait. I am confused. I need more pics. Is she pierced and tying the string to something? How Is the string tied to a plug and she is squeezing the plug? So confused.

 

[elli1]

Wait. I am confused. I need more pics. Is she pierced and tying the string to something? How Is the string tied to a plug and she is squeezing the plug? So confused.

hakuna matata

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Wait. I am confused. I need more pics. Is she pierced and tying the string to something? How Is the string tied to a plug and she is squeezing the plug? So confused.

I'm pretty sure she's doing cunt clenches

 

[Little_Sister]

I'm pretty sure she's doing cunt clenches

Did you know she will teach you how to do it for only $500 (or two payments of $250), That is a $4182 value according to her website. It says she holds the world record... 31lbs. I don't know whether to be horrified or impressed.

http://kimanami.com/vaginal-kung-fu/

Thank you bella. No really. Maybe we should send this info to 22 & Bored.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Did you know she will teach you how to do it for only $500 (or two payments of $250), That is a $4182 value according to her website. It says she holds the world record... 31lbs. I don't know whether to be horrified or impressed.

http://kimanami.com/vaginal-kung-fu/

Thank you bella. No really. Maybe we should send this info to 22 & Bored.

what's to teach? you clench your cooch and hang donuts and surfboards from it

end of lesson

that'll be $500 please

 

[blazin24]

what's to teach? you clench your cooch and hang donuts and surfboards from it

end of lesson

that'll be $500 please

it's not a good idea to touch, lick, stroke or mount the exhibits

 

[Little_Sister]

hakuna matata

http://www.funniestmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/Funniest_Memes_fuck-yolo-hakuna-matata-is-the-motto_3901.jpeg

 

[Sundayschild]

http://www.funniestmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/Funniest_Memes_fuck-yolo-hakuna-matata-is-the-motto_3901.jpeg

James Bond motto - YOLT

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

James Bond motto - YOLT

shake it, don't stir it.

 

[Sundayschild]

shake it, don't stir it.

Shake it like you just turned 13......

 

[blazin24]

Shake it like you just turned 13......

if you shake it more then twice......

 

[mamasota]

if you shake it more then twice......

Don't play with matches

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Don't play with matches

don't hay with thatches

 

[rbijon]

don't hay with thatches

Don't run with a blue crayon.

 

[DukeSupernature]

Don't run with a blue crayon.

Leave an unmarked brown crayon on your neighbour's doorstep in the sun to say 'Thank You'.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Leave an unmarked brown crayon on your neighbour's doorstep in the sun to say 'Thank You'.

never sleep with your covers rotated 90degrees. it's torture

 

[ydahecnot]

Keep aloe around for the spanking aftermath.

 

[DukeSupernature]

If you sit too close to the fire your socks might melt to the insides of your shoes.
Wear clogs.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

If you sit too close to the fire your socks might melt to the insides of your shoes.
Wear clogs.

if your canoe is taking on water, turn on your phone flashlight and shine it on the water to help it evaporate faster

 

[rbijon]

if your canoe is taking on water, turn on your phone flashlight and shine it on the water to help it evaporate faster

...and if a snake falls into your canoe, hand him a paddle.

 

[DukeSupernature]

...and if a snake falls into your canoe, hand him a paddle.

Werewolves will still transform, even if the full moon is hidden by cloud cover.

 

[rbijon]

Werewolves will still transform, even if the full moon is hidden by cloud cover.

Good to know!

And beware of evil squirrels too, I hear they have developed robot technology.

 

[DukeSupernature]

Good to know!

And beware of evil squirrels too, I hear they have developed robot technology.

'Das Boot' is not an allegory for Italy.