give unsolicited advice to the person above you

[MSH2]

always be good to your sub

And be extra good to your Sir

 

[blazin24]

And be extra good to your Sir

if you're good at something, never do it for free

 

[elli1]

if you're good at something, never do it for free

don't charge if the customer is unhappy or dead

 

[Spenser41]

don't charge if the customer is unhappy or dead

Add a little color to your life...

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Add a little color to your life...

Stop to smell the roses...

 

[troubledone]

Stop to smell the roses...

Starving writers need not always hog on food when they see some

 

[mamasota]

Starving writers need not always hog on food when they see some

Don't let the smut stain your fine white collar, then again ....

 

[troubledone]

Don't let the smut stain your fine white collar, then again ....

Don't be shocked by your own lipstick marks on my collar

 

[mamasota]

Don't be shocked by your own lipstick marks on my collar

Don't let bees make honey in your beard

 

[troubledone]

Don't let bees make honey in your beard

My beard in your honeypot will tickle

 

[DukeSupernature]

Dress like Prince with Bowie's hair.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Dress like Prince with Bowie's hair.

free the boobs!

 

[DukeSupernature]

free the boobs!

Not until they apologise.

 

[blazin24]

don't rock the jukebox

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

don't rock the jukebox

play me a country so-o-oong

 

[sultan_sd]

play me a country so-o-oong

Be careful backing up

 

[Jaime_H]

Be careful backing up

Watch out for unintentional splashes

 

[mamasota]

Watch out for unintentional splashes

Let your (sea)horse roam free

 

[am_1967]

Let your (sea)horse roam free

Never turn your back on the ocean OR a horse.

 

[Jaime_H]

Never turn your back on the ocean OR a horse.

1967 was a good year for free-love

 

[Little_Sister]

1967 was a good year for free-love

use the best pics for your profile pic, not your AV.

 

[am_1967]

use the best pics for your profile pic, not your AV.

If you're using a pic of yourself make sure it's a recent one.....not one from 10yrs ago when you were 30lbs lighter and had a full head of hair.

 

[luv1]

Never try to out stare a stuffed mooses head.

 

[am_1967]

Never try to out stare a stuffed mooses head.

Never stare at the sun.

 

[elli1]

don't stare at your SO's mum's ass