son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Emerson40]

That awkward moment when you throw up in the bin at the shops and promptly start crying into it too.

This happened to my wife once, while pregnant with the boy, while we were in the check-out line, shopping.

My wife was able to nudge her way past some shoppers and throw up in a bin behind a neighbouring till.

The bad thing was that some unfortunate fellow behind us suffered from the sympathy barfs - the sight of seeing someone throw up triggers his heaveys.
All he could do was use a produce bag from his cart, containing pears or avocados, and yarp up his lunch.

The really bad thing is, while paying, just the site of that poor, frowning guy standing there behind his shopping cart, holding his bag of "marinating" fruit and not really not knowing what to do with it, hoping that nobody saw (everyone did) him get sick, struck me as quite hilarious, and I started laughing.
Not the uneasy oh-sorry-about-my-wife-vomitting-we'll-be-on-our-way-now chuckles, but the OH-MAH-GERD-DUDE! YOU-SHOULDA-SEEN-YOUR-FACE laughter, that has your shoulders hitching and all you can do is shake your head, wearing a big goofy smile.
I was absolutely braying once we stepped through the automatic doors, and had tears streaming down my cheeks by the time we got to the truck.

My wife was not impressed. Not one bit.




Hope you're feeling better Lustrous One

 

[bailadora]

That had *me* braying with laughter, Em!

 

[Miles Long]

Finally in bed.

 

[Miles Long]

http://bioexpedition.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/4_Prairie_Dogs_600.jpg

 

[Saucyminx]

Miles baby, you might want to get that hole checked. It's stuffed fulla critters.


blurt:

American Horror Story Freak Show finale *slow blink*

 

[Miles Long]

Miles baby, you might want to get that hole checked. It's stuffed fulla critters.


blurt:

American Horror Story Freak Show finale *slow blink*

How was the show? I got bored with it after 5 or so episodes and stopped watching.

 

[Saucyminx]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/Loctite_Shield_SuperGlue_logo.jpg

I found this whole season sort of just painful. I don't know if it was good or not. I'm not sure of anything.

 

[haha_on_me]

Holy smokes, Rainshine's new AV is um, WOW!











...and by WOW, I mean super sexy.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Holy smokes, Rainshine's new AV is um, WOW!











...and by WOW, I mean super sexy.

what?? just 'cause she's got BOOBS?

pffft.










(I know, right? )

 

[haha_on_me]

what?? just 'cause she's got BOOBS?

pffft.










(I know, right? )

Just because of boobs? No. Her boobs.













Just like yours, sexy not because what they show, but whom they show.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Just because of boobs? No. Her boobs.













Just like yours, sexy not because what they show, but whom they show.

{swoon} wow, you're really good at that.

 

[haha_on_me]

{swoon} wow, you're really good at that.

Hahahaha am not, I just say what I mean.

 

[Saucyminx]

This has been a weird week so far.

That moment when you think. . . Oh Jesus! Did I post that out loud in a thread or did I send it in a PM as intended.

 

[midwestyankee]

This has been a weird week so far.

That moment when you think. . . Oh Jesus! Did I post that out loud in a thread or did I send it in a PM as intended.

I second this emotion.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

This has been a weird week so far.

That moment when you think. . . Oh Jesus! Did I post that out loud in a thread or did I send it in a PM as intended.

I second this emotion.

third.

and I posted it. but caught it almost immediately--whew!

 

[Emerson40]

Hey Zeus, Chris Toes.


http://36.media.tumblr.com/1f59da070d4c83acf68bbc0dd8c6403d/tumblr_nieha0FyDF1sjz7a3o1_500.jpg

 

[multitalentman]

third.

and I posted it. but caught it almost immediately--whew!

I hope whatever you caught isn't contagious! lol!

 

[Saucyminx]

I second this emotion.

And it just keeps a'gettin weirder.

third.

and I posted it. but caught it almost immediately--whew!

That will teach me to only half pay attention to what I'm doing. I did not post it, and sent it as a pm as intended, but there was that moment of slight panic when I wasn't sure . It would have been pretty fucking funny had I posted it. And I just know someone *cough* Emerson *cough* had he been around, would have quoted it for posterity immediately.

Hey Zeus, Chris Toes.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/1f59da070d4c83acf68bbc0dd8c6403d/tumblr_nieha0FyDF1sjz7a3o1_500.jpg

Sweet thing, I seriously do wonder if we work for the same company. Two and a half hour trip, each way, to Phila last month for a 10 minute meeting, which could have been held via phone or internet. If they want to pay me to drive, sit in traffic, and sing along to the radio in my business attire, so be it. Alas, I couldn't be an ice road trucker--all those loose diamonds would be too much temptation.

I would Smaug out all over them. They would have to call in the National Guard to remove me from the premises. Hmmm, not really seeing the downside here, come to think of it.

 

[Emerson40]

> SNIP ..... had I posted it. And I just know someone *cough* Emerson *cough* had he been around, would have quoted it for posterity immediately.
SNIP <

*makes note to contact Saucy about her posterior offer, after I finish dealing with these corporate B-Holes*

 

[silverwhisper]

minxy, that's ludicrous. does your organization not grasp videoconferencing?

ed

 

[NippleMuncher]

This has been a weird week so far.

That moment when you think. . . Oh Jesus! Did I post that out loud in a thread or did I send it in a PM as intended.

I sent an email like this the other day. What was supposed to go to one person, went to another instead. Of course, you only catch a mistake like that AFTER you've mashed the send button.

 

[Eilan]

If you fuckers wanna hear my nasal twang, I'll post something on that GB thread.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Eilan]

I vote yes!

I just put it on FB, but I'll post it on the GB as well.

 

[neci]

*waits*