give unsolicited advice to the person above you

[Wild_Honey_66]

so it's you reading my mind, if you knew what i was gonna post!
don't wrongly accuse people of witchery!

I've never accused you of witchery.

I will, however, accuse you of kinky good fuckery.



keep up the good work.

 

[DukeSupernature]

You can go on about Autoerotic Asphyxiation until you're blue in the face - I won't listen.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

You can go on about Autoerotic Asphyxiation until you're blue in the face - I won't listen.

feta is betta

 

[DukeSupernature]

feta is betta

But bocconcini makes your weenie more seemly.

 

[elli1]

But bocconcini makes your weenie more seemly.

psssst... bella doesn't have a weenie
i think

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

psssst... bella doesn't have a weenie
i think

elli doesn't have a prostate.

 

[elli1]

elli doesn't have a prostate.

stop reminding me, i have prostate envy

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

stop reminding me, i have prostate envy

I have penis envy, I guess we're even.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

psssst... bella doesn't have a weenie
i think

txt me and ill send u a pic of my weenie

 

[DukeSupernature]

psssst... bella doesn't have a weenie
i think

elli doesn't have a prostate.

As if neither have never dealt with either

Advice isn't a vice, no matter whether it's useful ...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

As if neither have never dealt with either

Advice isn't a vice, no matter whether it's useful ...

I've never dealt with a prostate. *eyes you up and down*

 

[DukeSupernature]

I've never dealt with a prostate. *eyes you up and down*

Always haggle. They will rip you off every chance they get.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Always haggle. They will rip you off every chance they get.

prostrates are delicious

 

[TwinkleStars]

Use lots of lube.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Use lots of lube.

ask nicely if you want to borrow my sparkly purple Magic Wand.

 

[Slow Ride469]

Always remember where you pulled your panties off

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Always remember where you pulled your panties off

always remember to give my panties back after you're finished with them.

 

[DukeSupernature]

ask nicely if you want to borrow my sparkly purple Magic Wand.

Enforce mask wearing. It's only magic when you don't know the 'trick'.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Enforce mask wearing. It's only magic when you don't know the 'trick'.

whisper the secret of 'the trick' in my ear. *leans*

 

[Slow Ride469]

always remember to give my panties back after you're finished with them.

I'll think about

How are ya sexy lady?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'll think about

How are ya sexy lady?

use your noggin.

good thanks.

 

[blazin24]

use your noggin.

good thanks.

change your wiper blades before the rainy season

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

change your wiper blades before the rainy season

tell me what your Lit name means

 

[MSH2]

tell me what your Lit name means

Moderately Silly Human, Unfortuanately for me, there was a Moderatlly Sillier Human here before me

Dont eat yellow snow, unless you watched it being made

 

[elli1]

Moderately Silly Human, Unfortuanately for me, there was a Moderatlly Sillier Human here before me

Dont eat yellow snow, unless you watched it being made

always be good to your sub