give unsolicited advice to the person above you

[Noor]

also always have an escape plan and at least two exits

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

competitive eating is a great way to score a boyfriend

especially hot dogs...lobster, not so much

 

[blazin24]

also always have an escape plan and at least two exits

never test the depth of a river with both of your feet

 

[DukeSupernature]

"Jolly Roger" is almost -never- a euphemism for sex.

 

[blazin24]

competitive eating is a great way to score a boyfriend

especially hot dogs...lobster, not so much

eating during sex makes for a more intense orgasm

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

eating during sex makes for a more intense orgasm

use conditioner on your bush for a supple, luxurious sheen

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

Arrive early at the airport. But not so early you get bored.

 

[37_ttej]

Arrive early at the airport. But not so early you get bored.

Be careful - some wives relieve airport boredom through duty-free shopping.

 

[elli1]

Be careful - some wives relieve airport boredom through duty-free shopping.

if your vibe accidentally goes off in your suitcase, airport security will blow it up thinking it's a bomb

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

if your vibe accidentally goes off in your suitcase, airport security will blow it up thinking it's a bomb

If your vibe accidentally goes off in your suitcase at airport security, smile and bite your bottom lip.

 

[elli1]

If your vibe accidentally goes off in your suitcase at airport security, smile and bite your bottom lip.

don't use the word 'bomb' even in a sentence like 'it's not a bomb'. it'll make people panic

 

[DukeSupernature]

If at first you don't succeed, bungee jumping may not be for you.

 

[Animaul]

If at first you don't succeed, bungee jumping may not be for you.

The same could be said for skydiving.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

don't try to be like anyone else, because that's what makes you not swaggy

 

[WetBiMoose]

Smack that ass just because it's there.

 

[elli1]

Smack that ass just because it's there.

if you want it done properly, do it yourself

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

if you want it done properly, do it yourself

go post on my new thread.

 

[DukeSupernature]

go post on my new thread.

Gloating - that's a paddlin' ...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Gloating - that's a paddlin' ...

*beeennnds over*

hit me with your best shot.

 

[elli1]

*beeennnds over*

hit me with your best shot.

direct me to your new thread if you want me to post

 

[DukeSupernature]

*beeennnds over*
hit me with your best shot.

Are you sure? My paddle's carved kinda like 'The Phantom's ring ... the imprint of my face is something you won't be able to deny for days ....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

direct me to your new thread if you want me to post

stop reading my mind.

(I knew you were going to say that.)

 

[LusterMunky]

You are my Fortune Cookie.

 

[elli1]

stop reading my mind.

(I knew you were going to say that.)

so it's you reading my mind, if you knew what i was gonna post!
don't wrongly accuse people of witchery!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You are my Fortune Cookie.

I didn't know you were going to say that.

advice: give this link to elli

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1140407