My number two is pissed off at me.

[LadyFunkenstein]

Help me with witty phrases or funny pictures to text, to make him respond to me.

He has no right to be mad, but that's neither here nor there. (And anyway, I blame myself for not handling my business more smoothly.)

Help bring him back into the fold. Right now he is ignoring me.

 

[Laurel]

*whew* I was afraid this was a poop thread. *relief*

My experience has been that when someone is mad at you (for whatever reason) and won't respond, the best thing to do it to leave them alone. They'll come around when they're ready, but the longer you chase them the further they'll run.

Waaaaay easier said than done tho.

 

[Debbie]

Text:


"I know what you are afraid of and I am not afraid to terrorize you if you keep ignoring me."

Dont forget a menacing

That will get his attention.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

1) Take off shirt, expose titties

2) Take off pants, expose boo-tay and coo-chay

3) Problem solved

 

[lovetoread]

Scat came to mind first.

Then I thought it might be about constipation.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

*whew* I was afraid this was a poop thread. *relief*

Holy shit that made me laugh my doot off.

My experience has been that when someone is mad at you (for whatever reason) and won't respond, the best thing to do it to leave them alone. They'll come around when they're ready, but the longer you chase them the further they'll run.

Waaaaay easier said than done tho.

I guess I kinda don't have a choice.

I will surely see him later tonight or tomorrow night, as he is a regular at a bar I hang out in... where I buy my weed. The trick is, no one there know that we are fucking so I really can't talk to him there without opening myself up to the rumor mill (and ending my status as The Nice, Classy Girl" at this particular establishment).

 

[Busybody]

Help me with witty phrases or funny pictures to text, to make him respond to me.

He has no right to be mad, but that's neither here nor there. (And anyway, I blame myself for not handling my business more smoothly.)

Help bring him back into the fold. Right now he is ignoring me.

Call me, I'll make you forget about it all

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Scat came to mind first.

Then I thought it might be about constipation.

Serves me right for putting "number two" and "pissed" in the same sentence.

 

[Mr Noone]

...Waaaaay easier said than done tho.

Bro. You forgot the "Bro". And "tho, bro" is a pleasant construction.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

1) Take off shirt, expose titties

2) Take off pants, expose boo-tay and coo-chay

3) Problem solved

He won't answer me to get his ass over here!!!

 

[Laurel]

Holy shit that made me laugh my doot off.

We gotta make doot a thing. For reals.

I guess I kinda don't have a choice.

I will surely see him later tonight or tomorrow night, as he is a regular at a bar I hang out in... where I buy my weed. The trick is, no one there know that we are fucking so I really can't talk to him there without opening myself up to the rumor mill (and ending my status as The Nice, Classy Girl" at this particular establishment).

That's good actually. Keep your distance, show him you're having fun. Don't be cold, but don't be hot for him either. Just be fun and sexy, classy, too busy to worry about him. He'll come around. Maybe not tonight or tomorrow night, but he will.

 

[Busybody]

He won't answer me to get his ass over here!!!

text him

"There are others....waiting"

 

[Laurel]

Bro. You forgot the "Bro". And "tho, bro" is a pleasant construction.

You are so right! What a missed opportunity. Stew will be so disappointed in me.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You could try telling him that you were wrong.


Whatever it is, you were wrong.


Just be humble.


You won't do it, but you can at least think about it for a hot half-second.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

text him

"There are others....waiting"

It was a text like that which started all of this shit in the first place.

I blew off # 2 to fuck # 1 who as it so happened peed in my bed. (What was I supposed to do, a dick in the hand and all that...) Now I wonder in #1 is going to disappear out of embarassment. And now #2 is mad because he knows what I did. Add insult to injury, if #2 is super mad at me, I will lose #3 (who is in the friend zone anyway) should #2 choose to run his mouth.

And then I am led to Ground Zero, sexually speaking

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

You could try telling him that you were wrong.


Whatever it is, you were wrong.


Just be humble.


You won't do it, but you can at least think about it for a hot half-second.

Tell the truth? Say wha now? That couldn't possibly work. Whatever happened to "let's just forget about it"?

Going at it this way never crossed my mind. Fuck.

I think I hurt his feelings. If it were me, I'd be hurt too.

 

[Busybody]

It was a text like that which started all of this shit in the first place.

I blew off # 2 to fuck # 1 who as it so happened peed in my bed. (What was I supposed to do, a dick in the hand and all that...) Now I wonder in #1 is going to disappear out of embarassment. And now #2 is mad because he knows what I did. Add insult to injury, if #2 is super mad at me, I will lose #3 (who is in the friend zone anyway) should #2 choose to run his mouth.

And then I am led to Ground Zero, sexually speaking

Egads....you are heading to Wilt Chamberlin Territory

 

[Busybody]

Tell the truth? Say wha now? That couldn't possibly work. Whatever happened to "let's just forget about it"?

Genius!

Tell him" Lets forget about (me fucking 1 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8)....It meant nothing, ONLY YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME"

 

[pete]

It was a text like that which started all of this shit in the first place.

I blew off # 2 to fuck # 1 who as it so happened peed in my bed. (What was I supposed to do, a dick in the hand and all that...) Now I wonder in #1 is going to disappear out of embarassment. And now #2 is mad because he knows what I did. Add insult to injury, if #2 is super mad at me, I will lose #3 (who is in the friend zone anyway) should #2 choose to run his mouth.

And then I am led to Ground Zero, sexually speaking

#1 peed?
the irony!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Egads....you are heading to Wilt Chamberlin Territory

I don't fuck the third guy

 

[RobDownSouth]

*whew* I was afraid this was a poop thread. *relief*

My experience has been that when someone is mad at you (for whatever reason) and won't respond, the best thing to do it to leave them alone. They'll come around when they're ready, but the longer you chase them the further they'll run.

Waaaaay easier said than done tho.

Tch, now you owe Vetteman a nickel.
Vetty's Very Special News Feed sends him a text message every time someone posts those two keywords, and his Cricket pre-paid phone charges him a nickel for each text message received. And he's on a fixed income you know!

 

[Adre]

I'm guessing a period of celibacy is not an option under consideration.

 

[Busybody]

I don't fuck the third guy

yet

1 aint showin up....ashamed

2 is pissed

3 is ready.....

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I'm guessing a period of celibacy is not an option under consideration.

Fuck outta here with that nonsense...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Tell the truth? Say wha now? That couldn't possibly work. Whatever happened to "let's just forget about it"?

Going at it this way never crossed my mind. Fuck.

I think I hurt his feelings. If it were me, I'd be hurt too.

Oh sure, just hurt his feelings and then let's forget about it.


Yeah, that's healthy.


Be thankful he doesn't belt you in the teeth.


I guess that was the hot nano-second.