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[Garnate]

Woo!

I second the cookies being brung. Chrome doesn't believe "brung" is a word.

That's because the word you're looking for is "broughten". You're very welcome.

my failure to be lead astray is tragic

Seriously, what kind of sub are you??

*peeks outside* Hmm...all quiet on the home front, I see. Maybe they're scared to say it was him/her. *heads back in*

I have a feeling they're being a bit panicky right now. I'm sure they're trying to do some damage control. I wonder if it's someone I consider a friend?

 

[jomar]

Just in case it's dropped off your Excel spreadsheet, my password is Garnate.

My name is Garnate, and I approve this message.​

That's crazy unsafe. You should add 1! to make it unbreakable.

 

[dirtwrench]

Woo!

I second the cookies being brung. Chrome doesn't believe "brung" is a word.

ok. ok. Make it 12 minutes. I will stop at the all night bakery to grab some cookies. Geesh. The things I gotta do to see Yossi & Garnate naked in my presence...

Next they will probably lock me out of the room during the pic taking. And not even let me have a cookie.

 

[DesEsseintes]

That's crazy unsafe. You should add 1! to make it unbreakable.

You don't get me that way. That's eyer's password.

 

[dolf]

Seriously, what kind of sub are you??

a bad one! and I've never claimed otherwise

fly over, get me drunk, help me kidnap someone for us to take advantage of all night.

 

[DesEsseintes]

a bad one! and I've never claimed otherwise

fly over, get me drunk, help me kidnap someone for us to take advantage of all night.

Please be me, please be me, please be me...

How far are you from Oxfordshire, dolf?

 

[Garnate]

ok. ok. Make it 12 minutes. I will stop at the all night bakery to grab some cookies. Geesh. The things I gotta do to see Yossi & Garnate naked in my presence...

Next they will probably lock me out of the room during the pic taking. And not even let me have a cookie.

Silly man, someone has to hold the camera and that someone is you.

a bad one! and I've never claimed otherwise

fly over, get me drunk, help me kidnap someone for us to take advantage of all night.

What Des said! Let's do this!

 

[lemonbread]

It's a blacked out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn!

Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

 

[dolf]

Please be me, please be me, please be me...

How far are you from Oxfordshire, dolf?

East Suffolk. bloody miles away! though not as gar as garnate, obviously.

What Des said! Let's do this!

woot! what are we drinking? and who's bringing the camera?

 

[unregistered]

 

[jomar]

You don't get me that way. That's eyer's password.

Dammit.

 

[DesEsseintes]

East Suffolk. bloody miles away! though not as gar as garnate, obviously.

woot! what are we drinking? and who's bringing the camera?

Should be Adnam's, I suppose. I know and love East Suffolk. I have godparents who lived there, near Framlingham.

I don't have a camera. I could sketch it as you and Garnate get all steamy, like that scene in Titanic.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

can you post more selfies of me?

i have not posted a bewb shot in forever.

Garnate please do this. Please??? I'll send you a dozen cookies a month for a year if ya do.

 

[dolf]

Should be Adnam's, I suppose. I know and love East Suffolk. I have godparents who lived there, near Framlingham.

I don't have a camera. I could sketch it as you and Garnate get all steamy, like that scene in Titanic.

I love framlingham! or rather, I love the castle. awesome castle. there's some sort of a town thing around the castle, but I never bothered to look at it.

i'll film it on my phone, then accidentally text it to everyone in my phonebook

adnams?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I love framlingham! or rather, I love the castle. awesome castle. there's some sort of a town thing around the castle, but I never bothered to look at it.

i'll film it on my phone, then accidentally text it to everyone in my phonebook

adnams?

Apparently if you send it to Garnate she will automatically send it to everyone on your phone. And also to GCHQ.

 

[Garnate]

That's it. I'm changing all of your posts to pictures of kittens.

 

[removed121614]

Did you know,

My power > Garnate's mod power?

 

[Garnate]

Did you know,

My power > Garnate's mod power?

Hey Canker? This isn't about mod powers. Maybe that'll be my next thread.

So go code yourself a bigger cock. Don't forget to take pics.

 

[dolf]

Apparently if you send it to Garnate she will automatically send it to everyone on your phone. And also to GCHQ.

saves me the trouble

Hey Canker? This isn't about mod powers. Maybe that'll be my next thread.

So go code yourself a bigger cock. Don't forget to take pics.

I pulled a muscle laughing. damn you, you bitch!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Hey Canker? This isn't about mod powers. Maybe that'll be my next thread.

So go code yourself a bigger cock. Don't forget to take pics.

He's been working on it a while. Still somewhat stubby.

 

[rimmy]

That's it. I'm changing all of your posts to pictures of kittens.

I'll fucking kill you. I'm allergic.

 

[dolf]

.

how considerate am I?!

 

[rimmy]

how considerate am I?!

Awwwww, how gross.


What did they do to that rat?

 

[Garnate]

Ahahahahaaaa Dolf ftw.

 

[parodyluvr75]

No way, I don't believe it!