Did you know

[Garnate]

That I have all of your passwords?

It's true, someone just told Kitty all about it. My only problem is, I didn't know until now and I can't help but think about everything I could've been doing with those bad boys.

Gird your loins, boys and girls. After I'm done reading your pm's I'm going to start posting for you.

 

[Littlefinger]

Gird your loins, boys and girls. After I'm done reading your pm's I'm going to start posting for you.

Oh, good. Can you make me say clever and witty things?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Just in case it's dropped off your Excel spreadsheet, my password is Garnate.

My name is Garnate, and I approve this message.​

 

[removed121614]

I have greater powers than you even if you're a Mod.

 

[Garnate]

I'm probably really hot but you'll be reading all of my posts with Christoph Waltz's accent.

You're welcome.

 

[Littlefinger]

No, not like that.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=63251039&postcount=4708

Farts!


Garnate

 

[Garnate]

Just in case it's dropped off your Excel spreadsheet, my password is Garnate.

My name is Garnate, and I approve this message.​

I have greater powers than you even if you're a Mod.

Can you fly?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I have greater powers than you even if you're a Mod.

That was fairly believable, Garnate, but ideally you'd have got the number 5.5 in there, or at least a reference to power thrusts and 1HF.

 

[Mr Noone]

That I have all of your passwords?

It's true, someone just told Kitty all about it. My only problem is, I didn't know until now and I can't help but think about everything I could've been doing with those bad boys.

Gird your loins, boys and girls. After I'm done reading your pm's I'm going to start posting for you.

I'd rather gird your loins. With my mouth.

 

[Garnate]

No, not like that.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=63251039&postcount=4708

Oh god, I openly laughed way too hard at that.

 

[dolf]

garnate, bitch love of my life, are you still reading the inane, racist twit??

 

[unregistered]

 

[Libsam]

I'm going to start posting for you.

For free!?!

 

[Kitty]

http://media.giphy.com/media/xYdighjRYh7JC/giphy.gif

 

[Ishmael]

Here are my passwords;

AyveY8SfFS
f6wMA28At2
kh43sntBY6
Mp9kSUphRv
Y692Dt3dXX

Your job? Finding out which is used where.

Ishmael

 

[TwinkleStars]

Ok, but if you post as me I want to be popular and have said cunting and witty things.

 

[Garnate]

garnate, bitch love of my life, are you still reading the inane, racist twit??

I'd just love to know whether someone is trying to mess with her or someone out there actually believes that. That's frightening.

Garnate could do no wrong. She once set my hair on fire and pushed me into a potted fern, which also caught on fire. It only still hurts when I smile but I know she didn't do that on purpose.

For free!?!

I'm still talking to my finance guy about what my options are.

 

[lemonbread]

Some of these threads recently are making me highly uncomfortable.

 

[Que]

Ok, but if you post as me I want to be popular and have said cunting and witty things.

Thats how you can tell. When a monosyllabic poster ups their snark.

 

[Garnate]

Here are my passwords;

AyveY8SfFS
f6wMA28At2
kh43sntBY6
Mp9kSUphRv
Y692Dt3dXX

Your job? Finding out which is used where.

Ishmael

Woohoo! Christmas is coming early; thank you, love. Mind if I just move some money around in those bank accounts?

Ok, but if you post as me I want to be popular and have said cunting and witty things.

If I can't do that for myself, I mean, I can only do so much. 78% of what I say is pointless and 22% are topless selfies.

 

[dolf]

I'd just love to know whether someone is trying to mess with her or someone out there actually believes that. That's frightening.

will you log into her account and destroy me, tyvm? i'll die of old age waiting for her to do it

 

[Aquagal]

No, not like that.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=63251039&postcount=4708

Ahahahaha.hahahaa OMG I laughed!

Bad Garnate!

 

[Garnate]

If someone isn't going to post their boobs, let's join hands and sing.

I'm up for some sing-a-longs!

 

[april-wine]

Get me some dirty pictures! lol

 

[DesEsseintes]

Woohoo! Christmas is coming early; thank you, love. Mind if I just move some money around in those bank accounts?

If I can't do that for myself, I mean, I can only do so much. 78% of what I say is pointless and 22% are topless selfies.

Does that mean you can change all our AVs to topless Garnate?

That would be beautiful.