I would like to get to know all of you better, but...

[Fata Morgana]

Oooo, with latex wimples and the super shiny rosaries. One look and you knew your Hail Mary's would be intensely sincere.

This fellah's got it. LAUREEEEEEEEELLEEEEE!!! Where the fuck is she?

 

[Garnate]

This fellah's got it. LAUREEEEEEEEELLEEEEE!!! Where the fuck is she?

Maybe she's ignoring us because you're spelling her name wrong REPENT!

 

[Jennifer]

Wait, what are wimples?

You are out of the nunnery!!!

 

[Garnate]

You are out of the nunnery!!!

Damn. That didn't last long.

 

[SisterWhorina]

Hello, everybody! *waves*

 

[Jennifer]

Damn. That didn't last long.

But G, it was beautiful while it did.


And I put in for my name change.

 

[pete]

Hello, everybody! *waves*

hi !!

*pulls mah cock out*

 

[Garnate]

Hello, everybody! *waves*

If you're not Fata she's going to kill you for stealing her name.

But G, it was beautiful while it did.


And I put in for my name change.

What are you changing it to??

 

[Garnate]

Hello, everybody! *waves*

CRAP! That's MY name!

 

[Vikingstone]

This fellah's got it. LAUREEEEEEEEELLEEEEE!!! Where the fuck is she?

Sister Mary Mayhem.

Forgive me Father *schwack* for I have sinned *schwack* it has been 20 minutes *schwack* since my last *schwack* OOOhoo, oh, oh, aaahhh...

 

[Aquagal]

I'm Fata, rhymes with later. Turn your back on this filthy site and embrace Jesus.

All this time I've been pronouncing it Fought-A.

 

[Garnate]

All this time I've been pronouncing it Fought-A.

She worded it wrong, it's pronounced Fate-uh. Americans don't pronounce later the way Brits do. Either way, I'm just glad I've been saying her name right. POINTS!

 

[Que]

You don't have the hair for a glam-band, bro.

...and Sean Connery didn't have the the hair to pull off my costume for tonight either, sister bro!

Query, James Query.

All this time I've been pronouncing it Fought-A.

I have been pronouncing it "fatwah" minus the w, sister bro.

 

[Aquagal]

She worded it wrong, it's pronounced Fate-uh. Americans don't pronounce later the way Brits do. Either way, I'm just glad I've been saying her name right. POINTS!

Here I was trying to say Fater. Hmmm that rhymes with later.

I just did an accent quiz, it says I'm a cross between Lincoln, Denver, and Reno. I grew up in Cali!

 

[Garnate]

Here I was trying to say Fater. Hmmm that rhymes with later.

I just did an accent quiz, it says I'm a cross between Lincoln, Denver, and Reno. I grew up in Cali!

How can an online quiz pinpoint an area dialect??

 

[kbate]

OK, OK. I'm sorry. I lied. Nacho cheese sucks. *hides beefy 5 layer burrito from taco bell*

Now tell me I'm pretty!

Oh fuck it, close enough.


You're pretty.

 

[Aquagal]

How can an online quiz pinpoint an area dialect??

By the words you say may be a different word choice for someone else in the country.

Do you say roly poly or potato bug? Lol

I think this is the one I took.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html

 

[lemonbread]

Oh fuck it, close enough.


You're pretty.

Wow, I totally wasn't excepting that turn around! I was convinced I'd be on your bad side forever and it made me terribly sad. You made my day!

 

[Fata Morgana]

She worded it wrong, it's pronounced Fate-uh. Americans don't pronounce later the way Brits do. Either way, I'm just glad I've been saying her name right. POINTS!

You're one of the few!

Simple really. Fata Morgana is another version of Morgan Le Fay. Fay not Fah.

 

[DesEsseintes]

By the words you say may be a different word choice for someone else in the country.

Do you say roly poly or potato bug? Lol

I think this is the one I took.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html

I am a cross between somewhere called Yonkers, which sounds like a hunting call, New York, and Honolulu, which I gather is some way from the others. Most illuminating - thank you for drawing it to my attention.

 

[Garnate]

Here I was trying to say Fater. Hmmm that rhymes with later.

I just did an accent quiz, it says I'm a cross between Lincoln, Denver, and Reno. I grew up in Cali!

By the words you say may be a different word choice for someone else in the country.

Do you say roly poly or potato bug? Lol

I think this is the one I took.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html

I am a cross between somewhere called Yonkers, which sounds like a hunting call, New York, and Honolulu, which I gather is some way from the others. Most illuminating - thank you for drawing it to my attention.

In other words, it's REALLY accurate. lolz

 

[Garnate]

You're one of the few!

I deserve dirty pics for this.

So who stole my nun name?

 

[Vikingstone]

Wow, I totally wasn't excepting that turn around! I was convinced I'd be on your bad side forever and it made me terribly sad. You made my day!

Kbate loves a good red herring. She's a super soldier and a top-flite, deep cover, covert operative.

She lies and tells the truth at the same time.

Be advised.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I deserve dirty pics for this.

So who stole my nun name?

I thought that was you. I'm too lazy to make an alt. Laurelle was sweet enough to give me chlamydia before so I'm hoping she'll nun me up laters.

 

[Aquagal]

I am a cross between somewhere called Yonkers, which sounds like a hunting call, New York, and Honolulu, which I gather is some way from the others. Most illuminating - thank you for drawing it to my attention.

I heard you on an audio thread, you definitely are not from Yonkers.

I also learned other peeps in the country have drive thru liquor stores? How ingenious, if you're not drunk driving, I never knew of such a thing.