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duranman

duranman

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Apparently many men go to great lengths (forgive pun) to ensure their dicks look reasonable when soft. This can be from masturbating a bit before sharing showers with other men and even putting toothpaste around the knob! What do YOU guys do or don't you give a fuck?...
 
Couldn't care less.
I'm not a "big guy" even when fully erect (I'm average sized).

I'm just confident in myself enough that other peoples problems with my size are just that...Theirs.
 
Wear a well chosen ring around the whole of my junk as normal day-wear. That way I present an only-just-decent bulge, and the thickening up I get from slight arousal takes a heck of a long time to subside. The risk is that I sometimes get a proper boner and it's just not the right moment!
 
Do straight guys honestly care what other guys think about their dick?

What does toothpaste do, besides make it taste minty fresh?
 
kalamain said:
Ever given a blowjob with a polo mint (Or any kind of mint) in your mouth?
Same thing. :D
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No, but I've given a blow job after brushing my teeth, and really, Crest and cum are not the best flavour combo IMO.
 
Aphroditiac said:
No, but I've given a blow job after brushing my teeth, and really, Crest and cum are not the best flavour combo IMO.
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Its not for you. Its for him... The menthol gives a GREAT tingly feeling.
Toothpaste does the same only slightly less.
 
My dick, even when flaccid, acquits me more than sufficiently. And what is this foolishness about toothpaste, now?
 
If you tuck a number of small coins under your foreskin when unaroused, gravity acts to elongate the member when viewed, and it's also handy should you get caught short of change for a parking meter.
 
_Roobarb said:
If you tuck a number of small coins under your foreskin when unaroused, gravity acts to elongate the member when viewed, and it's also handy should you get caught short of change for a parking meter.
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Eeesh. Just don't go fishing down there for change when you want to buy a coffee.
 
_Roobarb said:
If you tuck a number of small coins under your foreskin when unaroused, gravity acts to elongate the member when viewed, and it's also handy should you get caught short of change for a parking meter.
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Is that foreskin or a kangaroo pouch you have there???
 
Liar said:
Whar does an unreasonable dick look like?
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image.php
 
Learnsmith said:
My dick, even when flaccid, acquits me more than sufficiently. And what is this foolishness about toothpaste, now?
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Geekboy, it's a fact that male models who posed naked years ago but couldn't display an erection hit the Colgate. Whether it works or not I've no idea. I may try it now though and get back....
 
duranman said:
Geekboy, it's a fact that male models who posed naked years ago but couldn't display an erection hit the Colgate. Whether it works or not I've no idea. I may try it now though and get back....
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Pics, or it didn't happen.
 
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