first affair

Alcohol and some amazingly bad luck with mistaken identity.
 
My wifes first and LAST affair ended up with her "friend" eating through a straw for 6 weeks. :D Still makes me smile. :D
 
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Husbands and wives?? If anyone has had an affair, one nite stand, or such, how did it come about?

I had 11 years of having an affair with my husband. We got caught three times.

Little monsters are like ninja quiet!
 
I'm never the married one when it happens. You can meet a fair number of "separateds" flexing their itch-scratching muscles in this city.
 
My wifes first and LAST affair ended up with her "friend" eating through a straw for 6 weeks. :D Still makes me smile. :D

Hey now, pally...

...I dunno how tough you think you are, Rocko...but if that had been ME you stepped to, trust me on this one cupcake, you woulda been the one eating with a fork and knife for the next three months!

http://i.imgur.com/azxn5Ig.gif

uhh...wait...umm...
 
what the hell does this mean? does posting on lit count as adultery in canada?

Don't take that tone with me, mister.

And no, it doesn't. But you are able to put two and two together just as well as I. He spends a good deal of time in the personals section.
 
My wifes first and LAST affair ended up with her "friend" eating through a straw for 6 weeks. :D Still makes me smile. :D

That's stupid.

I made him come and get her if he wanted her that bad and then I divorced her.

She left him for another woman. Too late in the process I realized that she was bat-shit crazy.
 
Don't take that tone with me, mister.

And no, it doesn't. But you are able to put two and two together just as well as I. He spends a good deal of time in the personals section.

oh, gross. kill the bastard!
 
Thankfully hasn't happened to me in either direction, but some two couple stuff ended badly with the other guy trying to get my wife to fool around with him on the side.
 
My wifes first and LAST affair ended up with her "friend" eating through a straw for 6 weeks. :D Still makes me smile. :D

Oh, look a BTB fan escaped from the Loving Wives section.

Way I heard the story was you sucked his cum out of her pussy with a straw after the boyfriend left a big load there.

Now run along like a good little cuck.
 
Husbands and wives?? If anyone has had an affair, one nite stand, or such, how did it come about?

MY wife and I watched an old episode of a Family Affair once. Nothing much happened afterwords other than I had the strange desire to call my wife Mrs Beasley.
 
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