Turtle Smuggling In Detroit

[3113]

From here:

A Canadian man has been charged after border agents at the Detroit-Windsor Tunnel found more than 50 turtles strapped to his body and hidden between his legs.

There's a plot bunny in this somewhere...one which doesn't break the bestiality rules....I'm just not sure where.

And by the way, why is it spelled "B-E-S-T-iality" rather than "B-E-A-S-T-iality"?

 

[Sammael Bard]

From here:

There's a plot bunny in this somewhere...one which doesn't break the bestiality rules....I'm just not sure where.

And by the way, why is it spelled "B-E-S-T-iality" rather than "B-E-A-S-T-iality"?

I'm sure strapping turtles in between the legs wouldn't be counted as zoophilia, as long as you don't dive into...uh...sexual stimulation and a possible resulting euphoria due to the act.

And it's spelled B-E-S-tiality because....I don't have a clue.

 

[PennLady]

Pffft. One is supposed to smuggle octopuses into Detroit. But not until the playoffs.

I have to say, that is bizarre.

 

[49greg]

eeeeeeewwwww

 

[desertslave]

Pffft. One is supposed to smuggle octopuses into Detroit. But not until the playoffs.

I have to say, that is bizarre.

Cue the unexpected sinus rinse!