Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[BrokenRomantic]

Mary squealed and plucked the random hair
By tying one end 'round a chair
Her hubby pulled the chair hard
But caught her off guard
So she fell over and flew through the air!

 

[pensivepoet]

Mary hit the floor in a thump!

 

[hotternow]

Mary hit the floor in a thump!
Hubby's thinking of a hump

 

[mamasota]

Mary hit the floor in a thump!
Hubby's thinking of a hump
Seems she read his mind

 

[BellwetherLady]

Mary hit the floor in a thump!
Hubby's thinking of a hump
Seems she read his mind
And presents her behind

 

[Dan638]

Mary hit the floor in a thump!
Hubby's thinking of a hump
Seems she read his mind
And presents her behind
Smiling, her pussy he did pump

 

[Cymru6969]

Bronwyn played with herself at lunch

 

[travelmate2002]

Bronwyn played with herself at lunch
where it would end? she had a hunch

 

[Cymru6969]

Bronwyn played with herself at lunch
where it would end? she had a hunch
Oh come, sweet release

 

[hotternow]

Bronwyn played with herself at lunch
where it would end? she had a hunch
A shudder and sigh

 

[AbsintheFather]

Bronwyn played with herself at lunch
where it would end? she had a hunch
Oh come, sweet release
Lubed with some grease


Bronwyn played with herself at lunch
where it would end? she had a hunch
A shudder and sigh
Fucked with a fry

 

[hotternow]

Bronwyn played with herself at lunch
where it would end? she had a hunch
Oh come, sweet release
Lubed with some grease
Maybe she'll visit a munch.

Bronwyn played with herself at lunch
where it would end? she had a hunch
A shudder and sigh
Fucked with a fry
Then finished the fry with a crunch.

 

[Cymru6969]

Bronwyn played with herself at lunch
where it would end? she had a hunch
Oh come, sweet release
Lubed with some grease
Maybe she'll visit a munch.

Bronwyn played with herself at lunch
where it would end? she had a hunch
A shudder and sigh
Fucked with a fry
Then finished the fry with a crunch.

and here I am thinking lovely Bronwyn would play solitaire on her lunch hour....goodness gracious you people have filthy minds...






Loved it.

 

[AbsintheFather]

and here I am thinking lovely Bronwyn would play solitaire on her lunch hour....goodness gracious you people have filthy minds...

Hahaaaa!


Methinks he doth protests too much

 

[Cymru6969]

Methinks he doth protests too much
I think I need a ladies touch!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Methinks he doth protests too much
I think I need a ladies touch!
With a filthy mind

 

[Cymru6969]

Methinks he doth protests too much
I think I need a ladies touch!
With a filthy mind
And a firm behind

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Methinks he doth protests too much
I think I need a ladies touch!
With a filthy mind
And a firm behind
Then after we'll play double dutch

 

[pensivepoet]

In strip poker she hoped for an ace

 

[stickygirl]

In strip poker she hoped for an ace
Her Queen of Hearts took second place

 

[pensivepoet]

In strip poker she hoped for an ace
Her Queen of Hearts took second place

The panties fell

 

[mamasota]

In strip poker she hoped for an ace
Her Queen of Hearts took second place
The panties fell
Strip-search? Oh well

 

[Que]

In strip poker she hoped for an ace
Her Queen of Hearts took second place
The panties fell
Strip-search? Oh well
She consoled herself riding his face.

 

[mamasota]

Dick was a fine equestrian

 

[pensivepoet]

Dick was a fine equestrian

His gait was never pedestrian