LITEROTICA PODCAST
LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

Life changing experience

Skiddles2014 said:
My god you're a pathetic weasel.

You're the only lady who calls him smooth.

wannabe urban jungle fever in full effect tonight, folks!
Click to expand...

Don't be jealous just because I don't find sweaty little, posturing gnomes with sub-par intelligence interesting.

Not all interactions in this world have a sexual component. Just because you are too insecure in your masculinity and your orientation to connect with other men emotionally is your loss, not mine.
 
smoothg103rd said:
I gotta be a gentleman for once first impression means a lot
Click to expand...

Well make sure you go on ladies night, Try to get her to go for the well specials. I'm not kidding. She has a hollow leg. Forewarned is forearmed.

It's funny that skiddles couldn't tell that the crack about the ladies calling you smooth was me goofing on you. He thought it was a compliment.

I think that is when I first realized you were real. Do you remember that night when we were playing the dozens? You called me out for lifting old material (I denied it but I had done just that.) I was on the fence about it. The fact that you knew that those kinds of insults aren't real, and aren't a threat fit with what I had read about street culture. Not from living it or even observing it, but what those that have write about it.
 
Last edited:
query said:
Well make sure you go on ladies night, Try to get her to go for the well specials. I'm not kidding. She has a hollow leg. Forewarned is forearmed.
Click to expand...

As long as she don't throw up when she gets on this ride
 
Yeeeeeah, lemme pay for the drinks. At least mine. Unless you were going to take a loan out.

I very rarely get charged for my alcohol, though. So there's that.
 
query said:
That explains what you find so compelling about the GB. Loves you some carnies, am I right?
Click to expand...

Absolutely this. Not like I can just walk outside and interact with such a....diverse.....group of people.
 
smoothg103rd said:
I really don't feel like going to this job 2nite
Click to expand...

Look at it this way....

Either you eventually end up running the place or one like it, or if nothing else it broadens your sphere of influence in...er...cough...other endeavors. Not a bad thing to know people that aren't in some organizational chart in some cops file cabinet.
 
query said:
Look at it this way....

Either you eventually end up running the place or one like it, or if nothing else it broadens your sphere of influence in...er...cough...other endeavors. Not a bad thing to know people that aren't in some organizational chart in some cops file cabinet.
Click to expand...

And its better to be there than someone's jail. I'm just tired man I work from 3.30 am to 12. I play ball every Sunday morning so I was woke around 8 didn't catch no sleep when I got back home because I was to into the football games ( like to know right then and there if I won some money) and I don't be getting home till 1 pm. This is going be a long morning I gotta go in tho already missed 3 days and this is my first week
 
query said:
Don't be jealous just because I don't find sweaty little, posturing gnomes with sub-par intelligence interesting.

Not all interactions in this world have a sexual component. Just because you are too insecure in your masculinity and your orientation to connect with other men emotionally is your loss, not mine.
Click to expand...

There's interactions, then there is sucking cock.

You, my little garden gnome looking fucker, is one of the cock sucker types. You suck up to people so hard to try and get them to like you. It's funny because only the douchebags accept you as one of their own.

Maybe if you didn't suck other men's cocks so much you would still have a family to come home to instead of posting on lit for 18 hrs stretches all by your lonesome.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

G
Most embarrassing moment
2
Replies
33
Views
2K
BabyBoomer50s
BabyBoomer50s
Dhabidommetrix
Share the most erotic experience of your life!
2
Replies
29
Views
3K
dz2681
D
sirindy
Our night Our cabin
Replies
0
Views
268
sirindy
sirindy
N
Feature request or at least request for better understanding of site functionality
Replies
0
Views
159
ninjanoodles
N
M
Negative Stigma
2
Replies
28
Views
952
Chilllax
C
Back
Top