Queersetti
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Oh man, we so could've been making a mess of my guest room. WHY LORD, WHYYYYYYYY?!?If I'd only known...
Once you've had pretend-to-be-black, you'll never pretend to go back.
Life changing experience
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Once you've had pretend-to-be-black, you'll never pretend to go back.
*Blink*
VA=Virginia
I think I'm going to have to break up with you. I'm sorry....it's not you, it's me.
So you're available?
smoothg103rd
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Oh man, we so could've been making a mess of my guest room. WHY LORD, WHYYYYYYYY?!?
Nah the word mess and something as beautiful as u can't be used in the same sentence
smoothg103rd
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Bruh ya gay ass really fucking up the mood
Garnate
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He sounds so much like my son's father it's uncanny. But that guy's just an illiterate redneck. I didn't know illiterate redneck and hood rat were so similar. Honestly.
smoothg103rd
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U from Jersey right? Just know I won't go down without a fight
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Ew.
I am officially celibate now.
Make love not war, brah. You KNOW she's enough woman for the both of youse.
Up high, now!
Queersetti
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Then quit staring at it.
smoothg103rd
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Up high? Now u know u more use to down low
Aquagal
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Try lube.
smoothg103rd
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I don't hit women but I'll beat a bitch ass know that
smoothg103rd
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Movie?
Garnate
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This is all way better than a movie.
Aquagal
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Isn't hitting and beating the same?
smoothg103rd
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That was my way of asking u on a date
Garnate
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Indeed it is! But a bitch-ass can be a guy. Unless he meant bitches ass. In that case the part about him not hitting a woman is moot.
smoothg103rd
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But bitch and woman is not
Garnate
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Well I dunno now, that Seth guy is closer...
smoothg103rd
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But is he better? I been known to do some wild things with my tounge
Aquagal
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Semantics
Garnate
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I'm a giver, not much for receiving. I have no idea who's better, you won't send me a pic. lol
smoothg103rd
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I'm telling u I am
Garnate
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My baby brothers are older than you.
Queersetti
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Like trying to speak English?
