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*Twisted* said:
meanwhile.. story of my real life at the moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zknx0REeif0
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Well, I don't know what you're thinkin'
And I don't really give a damn
Since I found you're the reigning queen
Of the one night stand

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tolyk said:
That'll work :)
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*weee shakes dice and rolls...*

*Twisted* said:
well picked Tol
and on my end, things are looking up

"Fifty thou a year -- buys a lot of beer"
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-na-5QAgb95k/UpIFItikjII/AAAAAAAAGPw/CyNSw37hCXA/s1600/beer-and-women-alcohol-demotivational-posters-1340410734.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrriKcwvlY
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*Twisted* said:
for the babygirl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_FpMSIBGZQ
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aww the Subdudes! im Your sub! :D

https://img0.etsystatic.com/033/0/8693729/il_340x270.516501136_gm99.jpg

tolyk said:
Huh... I'm listening to that right now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlG_bHG0Ks

Now that's uncanny
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im psychic like that. i'm an aquarius. ;)
http://a1.s6img.com/cdn/box_001/post_11/203566_6274460_lz.jpg

*Twisted* said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTUkrXsabp4 and for the ladies
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"I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets"

http://media.loveolio.com/9196cc85-451e-4c40-af29-7db1e3ce8a11.jpg


*Twisted* said:
Well as long as we're on that roll: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYcEZy4OAgQ s bit of feminist alternative
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I am extraordinary, I am just your ordinary
Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess

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Miss_Cassidy said:
Well, I don't know what you're thinkin'
And I don't really give a damn
Since I found you're the reigning queen
Of the one night stand

http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1390152239173311164.jpg



*weee shakes dice and rolls...*





aww the Subdudes! im Your sub! :D

https://img0.etsystatic.com/033/0/8693729/il_340x270.516501136_gm99.jpg



im psychic like that. i'm an aquarius. ;)
http://a1.s6img.com/cdn/box_001/post_11/203566_6274460_lz.jpg



"I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets"

http://media.loveolio.com/9196cc85-451e-4c40-af29-7db1e3ce8a11.jpg




I am extraordinary, I am just your ordinary
Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess

http://data3.whicdn.com/images/8013300/thumb.jpg
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well quoted mine
 
tolyk said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2F_hGwD26g
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Who are you to wave your finger?
You must have been outta your head.

http://averildean.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/2012-04-22-hotgirlmiddlefinger-hotgirlmiddlefinger2.jpg

:kiss:

tolyk said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y
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The bitches are hungry
We need to tell
So give us inches
And feed us well

http://a.im9.eu/three-girls-sucking-a-cock.gif

*Twisted* said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMETa77dUrg

Dance party in the slut house!
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And the devil in black dress watches over
My guardian angel walks away

http://www.fastdecals.com/shop/images/detailed/11/angeldevil03.jpg

tolyk said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y
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COME ON FEEL THE NOISE!!

http://wornby.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/tee-of-the-month-full-shirt.jpg?w=220&h=300

tolyk said:
And the ear worm to end all ear worms.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
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"The final countdown?" This just makes me want to cum in 5...4...3...2..1..

http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/media/inline/blog/Image/womans_hand_during_orgasm.jpg

*Twisted* said:
Another song from my current RL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYE4CVhVkhw
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"learned my lesson and so did she?"

http://asibdsm.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/BYK6fT5IMAE9UQM.jpg-large.jpg

*Twisted* said:
and now for something a bit different: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcJU6zsNWyM
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My Girlfriend's a dick magnet My Girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town.
Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll fuck you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's
Comin' back to my place tonight!

She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!

*thinks this should be the Official SlutHouse Theme Song

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tolyk said:
She's a bad bad girlfriend
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I just love that song Bad Girlfriend. Even though this is my first post in the sister sluts room....I'd totally vote for that as the theme song.
 
Shadowmist99 said:
I just love that song Bad Girlfriend. Even though this is my first post in the sister sluts room....I'd totally vote for that as the theme song.
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Hi there! Any fan of that song? Anyone that truly comprehends it's weight, it's complexity, and you know, it's awesomely deep meaning? Is most definitely a SisterSlut. :)

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So welcome Shadow, make yourself at home! The bartenders are all sleeping at the moment, but they left the bottles out (sigh, men). Help yourself!

You know, they'll probably say something like, "We didn't clean up on purpose; we left them out, special for you!" in the morning.

And you can always just try the classic shout-out-loud for manservice around here. It's hit or miss. Depends on who's around and unafraid :) But, for example:

"Hey Litster Menfolk?? Anyone out there want to come tend bar? Pour the lovely new girl a drink?? I could use one too... You know what happens when y'all start serving us.... we get all hot n bothered....please?"

:heart:
 
Thanks for the welcome. :kiss: I do get just how awesome that song is....it's been on my playlist since it came out. :devil:

I think I'll just take a drink to go....I'm getting sleepy over here. Enjoy your night. :kiss:
 
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elli1 said:
since saturdays are weed&cartoons days..... breakfast is served
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Wild_Honey_66 said:
here girls....I brought some sausage for y'all. ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABrSYqiqvzc
:heart::heart::kiss:
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*thanks sis!! Thanks Honey! sips beer milkshake while watching Dick in a Box. It never gets old*

Saturday Morning Cartoons and Bong Hits in the Den!

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