Just Can't Seem to Stay Away

[PrettyKitty10]

You love calling yourself a dildo, don't you?

Yes, I love you too. We should get married right away. We'll need two marriage certificates; one for me and one for my huge dick. It's so large it's classified as another human. Oh fuck, polygamy is illegal!

Suck my balls, Mr. Garrison.

Dude. We've been having this spat for over a year. YOU are a dildo. I'm a sexy ass motherfucker.

And LOL at Mr. Garrison.

Put the bag back over my head and finish fucking me. Jeopardy is on.

 

[RobLovesMusic]

hey sexy stuff

That's a nice compliment, coming from one of the hottest girls on Lit.
*touches your picture and my fingertips sizzle*

 

[EndlessNameless]

Dude. We've been having this spat for over a year. YOU are a dildo. I'm a sexy ass motherfucker.

And LOL at Mr. Garrison.

Put the bag back over my head and finish fucking me. Jeopardy is on.

Kitty is always the dildo. That is undisputable fact. You're such a big dildo you broke your own dildo. Dildo!

Fuck Jeopardy! No, wait, fuck you! No, wait, fuck Jeopardy! Argh I can't make up my mind. Let's fuck and argue which one of us is the biggest dildo.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Kitty is always the dildo. That is undisputable fact. You're such a big dildo you broke your own dildo. Dildo!

Fuck Jeopardy! No, wait, fuck you! No, wait, fuck Jeopardy! Argh I can't make up my mind. Let's fuck and argue which one of us is the biggest dildo.

I love arguing. And fucking. This should be fun.

That's a nice compliment, coming from one of the hottest girls on Lit.
*touches your picture and my fingertips sizzle*

oh stahp

Try Utah.. you might be able to work it there and have the wedding you want.

Perfect. I would like a hair metal themed wedding, polygamous of course. And I've decided on an open relationship (and bar) so...I need to run this by my boo's.

right... right...

*stares at the floor one more time before looking back*

hehe grab a mop

 

[DashingDeviant]

Hey Kitty! How's your evening?

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Hey Kitty! How's your evening?

crazy pants....

 

[CoastalWyldman]

I love arguing. And fucking. This should be fun.



oh stahp



Perfect. I would like a hair metal themed wedding, polygamous of course. And I've decided on an open relationship (and bar) so...I need to run this by my boo's.



hehe grab a mop

Could just marry everyone and have one big giant orgy.

*ponders if he can get a plane ticket to Utah now*

 

[glitterkitty27]

crazy pants....

Sounds better than mine

 

[DarkLordFett]

So I had this whole thing I was going to do with pigtails and my Chucks...then I decided fuck it. All I wanted to do was roll around in bed naked. So that's exactly what I did. And yes...I changed my profile info...no, it's not as funny as before...you can stop messaging me about it now. Kaythxbai. And for some reason I've been feeling really asstatic lately. ???? Hopefully in a month or two it will be even MORE asstastic because I'm kickboxing again...oh yeah....And this is where I go and shut up.

There's something very alluring about the thought of rolling around in bed naked with you.

 

[Prince Albert]

The guy who created match.com .... his girlfriend left him .... for someone she met on match.com

Cotton Candy was invented by a dentist

When a male bee has an orgasm it's testicles explode and it dies

McGruff the crime dog was arrested when drug sniffing dogs busted him for narcotics

An employee at a stress ball company punched his boss when he was fired

Ok somebody has WAY too much frretime, access to the Web!!! good morning sexy friend, hope you & family are well!!!!!

 

[massageguy1]

I think I have a new favorite photo. You really are looking even more asstastic than usual - I so very want to dive tongue-first into you, and then ride, ride, ride...

Back to bed to dream, but not to roll over. (Impossible with this erection sticking out like a kickstand...

 

[tbearatl]

I thought it was really good! It was so creative and the cinematography was outstanding.

Agreed.

 

[Susurration]

yeah...Im a huge fucking liar...here I am

Nope, you were not here, for I was in my bed, and you were not in it, which was immensely disappointing !

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Morning perverts! Is anyone else as excited about today as I am????????? No...okay.

 

[Susurration]

Writing my job application this afternoon isn't overly exciting, no .

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Writing my job application this afternoon isn't overly exciting, no .

Actually after I take new pics I have ads and newsletters and product descriptions to write for work. Thanks for reminding me....

 

[Susurration]

That's normally what happens to me. Someone will post something which inadvertently acts as a reminder about a task that I need to do.

The thought of your taking new pictures makes this afternoon seem much more interesting .

 

[DoverTomo]

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Morning perverts! Is anyone else as excited about today as I am????????? No...okay.

today can always be a good day. what's got you so excited?

 

[blue_mojo_pin]

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Morning perverts! Is anyone else as excited about today as I am????????? No...okay.

I am excited about looking at your boobs. Especially your current av, which is the absolute difinition of juicyness.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

That's normally what happens to me. Someone will post something which inadvertently acts as a reminder about a task that I need to do.

The thought of your taking new pictures makes this afternoon seem much more interesting .

Exactly. I better write it down so I don't forget. I always forget my Tuesday work deadlines. No bueno.

today can always be a good day. what's got you so excited?

Oh today is the day I please some horror movie freaks. And other stuff.

I am excited about looking at your boobs. Especially your current av, which is the absolute difinition of juicyness.

hehe...well then carry on my wayward son...actually I was thinking of bringing that bra out to play today.

 

[coacheric]

I've never been so excited to see Jason

 

[PrettyKitty10]

I've never been so excited to see Jason

LOL it will probably only be for a couple pics. But another request was made, so I think I can wrap them up together....maybe.

Multi-tasking ftw.

And honestly...if they get anyone hard, we'll need to re-evaluate our friendships.

AND BECOME BEST FRIENDS. We can do karate in the garage later.

 

[coacheric]

LOL, you have issues!! Now can you just strip and fuck me already!

 

[DoverTomo]

pleasing freaks is fun in general...horror ones Im sure too.


Other stuff.....sounds intriguing....hehe.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

LOL, you have issues!! Now can you just strip and fuck me already!

I'm 100% certain I never once claimed to be normal. Fuck normal. Normal is boring.

pleasing freaks is fun in general...horror ones Im sure too.


Other stuff.....sounds intriguing....hehe.

The other stuff is TOP secret.