Just Can't Seem to Stay Away

[Tenenbaum]

Tell me something I don't know.

The original title for "War and Peace" was "War--What Is It Good For?"

 

[PrettyKitty10]

The original title for "War and Peace" was "War--What Is It Good For?"

you jest....that's not true!!!!!! is it?

 

[Tenenbaum]

you jest....that's not true!!!!!! is it?

I've got a bottle of wine with your name on it.

 

[Ackattack1313]

The guy who created match.com .... his girlfriend left him .... for someone she met on match.com

Cotton Candy was invented by a dentist

When a male bee has an orgasm it's testicles explode and it dies

McGruff the crime dog was arrested when drug sniffing dogs busted him for narcotics

An employee at a stress ball company punched his boss when he was fired

I actually knew a few of these haha

 

[PrettyKitty10]

I've got a bottle of wine with your name on it.

I Googled...tis true *gulps wine like a crazy person*

I actually knew a few of these haha

aren't they funny!

 

[EndlessNameless]

You know this!!!!!!!!!! I'm a clusterfuck????????? LOLOLOL *spank*

Yes. Every time a guy makes a girl laugh it means she wants the D. Totally. And yes you're a clusterfuck. A super sexy, weird, creepy, whacky clusterfuck.

Tell me something I don't know.

Dear PK10,

You're a dildo.

Wait, you already knew that.

Okay, here's one: I have a 15 inch dick.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Yes. Every time a guy makes a girl laugh it means she wants the D. Totally. And yes you're a clusterfuck. A super sexy, weird, creepy, whacky clusterfuck.


Dear PK10,

You're a dildo.

Wait, you already knew that.

Okay, here's one: I have a 15 inch dick.

Get away from my potpie kitty....

You're a dildo.

The end.

I love you. And your insanely huge dick.

True story.

 

[CoastalWyldman]

Love your pics so much. Strangely though, you're one of the few women here so pretty it makes me nervous to even type this.

don't know why though...

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Love your pics so much. Strangely though, you're one of the few women here so pretty it makes me nervous to even type this.

don't know why though...

nah, I just have a really strong selfie game honestly...I'm super nice and weird and friendly. pull up a seat

 

[RobLovesMusic]

What's up PrettyKitty I hope you're having a mahvelous day!

 

[CoastalWyldman]

nah, I just have a really strong selfie game honestly...I'm super nice and weird and friendly. pull up a seat

Ok...

*pulls up a seat*

seriously though.. thanks. you're amazingly beautiful

 

[joshnothing]

Ok...

*pulls up a seat*

seriously though.. thanks. you're amazingly beautiful

Dude don't sit there. You don't know what she did right there. You should scoot over a bit.

 

[CoastalWyldman]

Dude don't sit there. You don't know what she did right there. You should scoot over a bit.

*peeks at the floor and moves over a little*

 

[joshnothing]

*peeks at the floor and moves over a little*

Yeah that will do. Welcome to the sexiest freak show on earth!!!

lol ok I'm done. (hands pk her thread back)

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Dude don't sit there. You don't know what she did right there. You should scoot over a bit.

*spank* don't scare the new guy

 

[CoastalWyldman]

Yeah that will do. Welcome to the sexiest freak show on earth!!!

lol ok I'm done. (hands pk her thread back)

Thanks

*looks at the floor again wondering what's there...*

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Yeah that will do. Welcome to the sexiest freak show on earth!!!

lol ok I'm done. (hands pk her thread back)

LMAO...seriously what is happening here today?

*peeks at the floor and moves over a little*

don't listen to him. i already cleaned the chair!

Ok...

*pulls up a seat*

seriously though.. thanks. you're amazingly beautiful

thank you

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Thanks

*looks at the floor again wondering what's there...*

dude, you don't want to know.

 

[CoastalWyldman]

LMAO...seriously what is happening here today?



don't listen to him. i already cleaned the chair!



thank you

If its what I think it is.. I don't mind sitting in it.

*imagines so many naughty things it might be*

 

[PrettyKitty10]

What's up PrettyKitty I hope you're having a mahvelous day!

hey sexy stuff

 

[CoastalWyldman]

dude, you don't want to know.

Well now you have me curious...

*debates sniffing the floor to see if there is a smell*

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Well now you have me curious...

*debates sniffing the floor to see if there is a smell*

Um.....it could be a mix of things. Stop sniffing...just talk, relax....

 

[EndlessNameless]

Get away from my potpie kitty....

You're a dildo.

The end.

I love you. And your insanely huge dick.

True story.

You love calling yourself a dildo, don't you?

Yes, I love you too. We should get married right away. We'll need two marriage certificates; one for me and one for my huge dick. It's so large it's classified as another human. Oh fuck, polygamy is illegal!

Suck my balls, Mr. Garrison.

 

[CoastalWyldman]

Um.....it could be a mix of things. Stop sniffing...just talk, relax....

right... right...

*stares at the floor one more time before looking back*

 

[CoastalWyldman]

You love calling yourself a dildo, don't you?

Yes, I love you too. We should get married right away. We'll need two marriage certificates; one for me and one for my huge dick. It's so large it's classified as another human. Oh fuck, polygamy is illegal!

Suck my balls, Mr. Garrison.

Try Utah.. you might be able to work it there and have the wedding you want.