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Clowns scare me because they have fake emotions painted on their faces. Something about it seems so sinister.

BUT...I really do enjoy being scared. So I kind of enjoy the creep factor of clowns.

Okay..this has been a strange day on lit. More talk about clowns and scary movies than sex...

LOL. See you all tomorrow.

And yes...for the person who asked so nicely. I WILL do the Jason mask.
 
Did someone say more sex? Kitty, I want to tie you to the bed and ravish your body for hours.
 
So I had this whole thing I was going to do with pigtails and my Chucks...then I decided fuck it. All I wanted to do was roll around in bed naked. So that's exactly what I did. And yes...I changed my profile info...no, it's not as funny as before...you can stop messaging me about it now. Kaythxbai. And for some reason I've been feeling really asstatic lately. ???? Hopefully in a month or two it will be even MORE asstastic because I'm kickboxing again...oh yeah....And this is where I go and shut up. :kiss:

So, you don't like puns with "cum"? :(:(:( How dare you crush my dreams! *sadly walks away*

Oh, nice pics, or something or other. :rolleyes: You're a goddess and I promise to fuck you in the ass. Hard. :)

Clowns scare me because they have fake emotions painted on their faces. Something about it seems so sinister.

BUT...I really do enjoy being scared. So I kind of enjoy the creep factor of clowns.

Okay..this has been a strange day on lit. More talk about clowns and scary movies than sex...

LOL. See you all tomorrow.

And yes...for the person who asked so nicely. I WILL do the Jason mask.

How to ward off those evil clowns.
 
The new pictures OWNED!!! you rolling naked in the bed is just what I needed to get me over the uhh no today. Well done!
 
With pigtails and chucks?

That would be super creepy. I like it.

this is so happening its not even funny!

You forgot Alice in Wonderland too :D.

See you tomorrow :kiss::rose:.

yeah...Im a huge fucking liar...here I am

So, you don't like puns with "cum"? :(:(:( How dare you crush my dreams! *sadly walks away*

Oh, nice pics, or something or other. :rolleyes: You're a goddess and I promise to fuck you in the ass. Hard. :)



How to ward off those evil clowns.


OMG I just laughed SO hard...

What the hell is going on in here?

I have no clue!

I wanna roll around in PK's bed!

come on over!

The new pictures OWNED!!! you rolling naked in the bed is just what I needed to get me over the uhh no today. Well done!
hehe...thank you!
 
I'm trying to catch up!

it's a cluster fuck in here today my man! pictures, horror movies, zombie weapons, something about me in pigtails and a Jason mask, clowns...Alice in Wonderland. I honestly don't know what happened.
 
it's a cluster fuck in here today my man! pictures, horror movies, zombie weapons, something about me in pigtails and a Jason mask, clowns...Alice in Wonderland. I honestly don't know what happened.

you happened, kitty. All you. You know I'm right.
 
you happened, kitty. All you. You know I'm right.

I may or may not have had SOMETHING to do with it. But I plead the "one two three four fiffffffffffffffff"

I'm innocent I tell you. Look at me...I'm like a sweet little angel.
 
OMG I just laughed SO hard...

Good. That means you soooo want me.

it's a cluster fuck in here today my man! pictures, horror movies, zombie weapons, something about me in pigtails and a Jason mask, clowns...Alice in Wonderland. I honestly don't know what happened.

You're a clusterfuck. Speaking of fuck, let's fuck. Fuck it. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
 
oooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggggggggg that is awesome

if you guys aren't careful I'll go get my Jason mask and a chainsaw for tomorrows set. I'll fucking do it too...I've done Darth....I'll do Jason. My hulk mask is broken....much like my dildo.

Yes...forever and ever yes!!
 
When we finally get together, we're going to have really really angry sex. Can't wait.

I love angry sex!

Good. That means you soooo want me.



You're a clusterfuck. Speaking of fuck, let's fuck. Fuck it. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

You know this!!!!!!!!!! I'm a clusterfuck????????? LOLOLOL *spank*

Have the ax, looking for a good sword!!

I need a sword. Dammit.

Yes...forever and ever yes!!

heheh...will do
 
Tell me something I don't know.

The guy who created match.com .... his girlfriend left him .... for someone she met on match.com

Cotton Candy was invented by a dentist

When a male bee has an orgasm it's testicles explode and it dies

McGruff the crime dog was arrested when drug sniffing dogs busted him for narcotics

An employee at a stress ball company punched his boss when he was fired
 
The guy who created match.com .... his girlfriend left him .... for someone she met on match.com

Cotton Candy was invented by a dentist

When a male bee has an orgasm it's testicles explode and it dies

McGruff the crime dog was arrested when drug sniffing dogs busted him for narcotics

An employee at a stress ball company punched his boss when he was fired

Love/hate you.
 
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