BMF's Urban Hang Suite

[parker77]

she is impossible.....not to love.

 

[Corbal]

she is impossible.....not to love.

.....if you're deaf, dumb and blind.

 

[parker77]

.....if you're deaf, dumb and blind.

so i should remove the "not?"

 

[Corbal]

so i should remove the "not?"

Very clever. Touché.

 

[Canbe4fun]

Ode to Corbal's Dick

For y'all since BMF is in hiding...

im riding on my Harley, damn its cold out here

In the north of Texas, thought Id grab a beer

On the winds a girlie voice of legend to be seen

Big hair, Breasts, and something extra in between



Stopped at a little shack, she was sitting at the bar

Laughing at me pointing, shit bro you've traveled far

Tried to dust the road off, as she gave a little greet

I looked her up and down, and said it nice to meet



Edges rough, we talked awhile, she had me in a spell

Cute Little dress, a girlie cock, I really couldn't tell

Then at once it hit me, this tender loving Chick

Announcing she is Corbal, Would you like to see my Dick



Trying not to show my shock, I gave a little nod

Uncrossed and spread her legs, revealed her wonder rod

Gave a tug, then a stroke, her member length it grew

Trying not to trip on words said, "Its lovely, is that new"



Smiling she said "Suck my Puss" just doesn't strike in fear

Trying not to laugh out loud, I think I pissed some beer

She said "Im really mostly happy, im not an angry Chic"

but those who try to fuck with me I say "come suck my Dick"..



Proud she likes to show it, gives to all a great Cock Pic.

She calls it by one name, its just Corbal's big fat "Dick"

Beer was gone, lights were low, thought I should move along

I came I saw, this wonder, Comes next will be a song...

 

[parker77]

For y'all since BMF is in hiding...

im riding on my Harley, damn its cold out here

In the north of Texas, thought Id grab a beer

On the winds a girlie voice of legend to be seen

Big hair, Breasts, and something extra in between



Stopped at a little shack, she was sitting at the bar

Laughing at me pointing, shit bro you've traveled far

Tried to dust the road off, as she gave a little greet

I looked her up and down, and said it nice to meet



Edges rough, we talked awhile, she had me in a spell

Cute Little dress, a girlie cock, I really couldn't tell

Then at once it hit me, this tender loving Chick

Announcing she is Corbal, Would you like to see my Dick



Trying not to show my shock, I gave a little nod

Uncrossed and spread her legs, revealed her wonder rod

Gave a tug, then a stroke, her member length it grew

Trying not to trip on words said, "Its lovely, is that new"



Smiling she said "Suck my Puss" just doesn't strike in fear

Trying not to laugh out loud, I think I pissed some beer

She said "Im really mostly happy, im not an angry Chic"

but those who try to fuck with me I say "come suck my Dick"..



Proud she likes to show it, gives to all a great Cock Pic.

She calls it by one name, its just Corbal's big fat "Dick"

Beer was gone, lights were low, thought I should move along

I came I saw, this wonder, Comes next will be a song...

HA! that's great Canbe. knew you could do it.

 

[Canbe4fun]

HA! that's great Canbe. knew you could do it.

Lol thanks...sorry for the double spacing...

 

[parker77]

Lol thanks...sorry for the double spacing...

you had to leave room between lines for her dick!

 

[Canbe4fun]

you had to leave room between lines for her dick!

Well then i have clearly not left enough room...

 

[Corbal]

For y'all since BMF is in hiding...

im riding on my Harley, damn its cold out here

In the north of Texas, thought Id grab a beer

On the winds a girlie voice of legend to be seen

Big hair, Breasts, and something extra in between



Stopped at a little shack, she was sitting at the bar

Laughing at me pointing, shit bro you've traveled far

Tried to dust the road off, as she gave a little greet

I looked her up and down, and said it nice to meet



Edges rough, we talked awhile, she had me in a spell

Cute Little dress, a girlie cock, I really couldn't tell

Then at once it hit me, this tender loving Chick

Announcing she is Corbal, Would you like to see my Dick



Trying not to show my shock, I gave a little nod

Uncrossed and spread her legs, revealed her wonder rod

Gave a tug, then a stroke, her member length it grew

Trying not to trip on words said, "Its lovely, is that new"



Smiling she said "Suck my Puss" just doesn't strike in fear

Trying not to laugh out loud, I think I pissed some beer

She said "Im really mostly happy, im not an angry Chic"

but those who try to fuck with me I say "come suck my Dick"..



Proud she likes to show it, gives to all a great Cock Pic.

She calls it by one name, its just Corbal's big fat "Dick"

Beer was gone, lights were low, thought I should move along

I came I saw, this wonder, Comes next will be a song...

I'm still laughing. So funny and clever. Well done, babe.

 

[Ellafun]

For y'all since BMF is in hiding...


I came I saw, this wonder, Comes next will be a song...

Still laughing...this is some classic sh*t right here. Glad I've been around this place long enough to appreciate this fine piece of writing! Definitely 2 Skittles Up!

 

[Canbe4fun]

I'm still laughing. So funny and clever. Well done, babe.

A gift for you and the legend continues...

 

[Canbe4fun]

Still laughing...this is some classic sh*t right here. Glad I've been around this place long enough to appreciate this fine piece of writing! Definitely 2 Skittles Up!

Skittles! Yeas! thank you kindly...

 

[Corbal]

Skittles! Yeas! thank you kindly...

Scratch my balls?

 

[Canbe4fun]

Scratch my balls?

only if you shave them first...

 

[Edensgarden]

Scratch my balls?

If he won't, I will. Which pocket?

 

[Corbal]

If he won't, I will. Which pocket?

Too big for pockets. Need large handbags.

Ever heard the phrase, peanuts in a tube sock?


I'm more like a bowling balls in a grocery sack, sans Target logo.

 

[LusterMunky]

I'm more like a bowling balls in a grocery sack, sans Target logo.

You still skating by on your good looks, or just your fowl hungry mouth?

 

[Corbal]

You still skating by on your good looks, or just your fowl hungry mouth?

Why not both?

 

[LusterMunky]

Why not both?

Nimrod, I tossed a softball .... fowl .... foul . . . just so you could hit it out of the park. No more gimmes for you. From here on out you'll have to rely on your breasts.

 

[Corbal]

Nimrod, I tossed a softball .... fowl .... foul . . . just so you could hit it out of the park. No more gimmes for you. From here on out you'll have to rely on your breasts.

I rely on my breasts as a bib to catch food and drink. Get with the fucking program.

 

[bigwoody8]

I rely on my breasts as a bib to catch food and drink. Get with the fucking program.

I use my beard for that sometimes

 

[hatlover123]

I use the underside of the hockey helmet I wear to school to catch my food droppings.

 

[LusterMunky]

I rely on my breasts as a bib to catch food and drink.

Those little things can do that?

More than ever, I realize you are fuckawesome,

 

[Corbal]

I use my beard for that sometimes

I use the underside of the hockey helmet I wear to school to catch my food droppings.

Those little things can do that?

More than ever, I realize you are fuckawesome,

Circle jerk.