BMF's Urban Hang Suite

[LusterMunky]

Question or statement, Munky?

I have no usable question marks. Keyboard issue, boating accident, during which I lost most of the vowels in my middle name.

 

[Corbal]

I have no usable question marks. Keyboard issue, boating accident, during which I lost most of the vowels in my middle name.

Lies.

You type with your cock.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Heh. So many names...so many facets of personality. The main thread holding them together is a funny, wordy guy.

When in fact, I'm neither wordy nor funny...

 

[Pervy_Sage]

White choklit???????

Uh...only if you're kinky.

 

[LusterMunky]

Lies.

You type with your cock.

I'm hung like a stud field mouse. Explain to me how I could type with such a small member. Hunt and peck, I guess.

 

[Corbal]

I'm hung like a stud field mouse. Explain to me how I could type with such a small member. Hunt and peck, I guess.

Have you ever used a wireless apple keyboard? It is that small.

 

[LusterMunky]

Have you ever used a wireless apple keyboard? It is that small.

You keep following me around. Give it up, you aren't tall enough for me.

 

[Corbal]

You keep following me around. Give it up, you aren't tall enough for me.

Next stop; giraffes.

You're a sick fuck.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

#threadjacking101

 

[LusterMunky]

You're a sick fuck.

Cool. I found the key to your heart.

 

[LusterMunky]

#threadjacking101

Sowwy

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Sowwy

Carry on. I'm just enjoying a laugh!

 

[Corbal]

#threadjacking101

I'm considered the Don of thread jacking.

Cool. I found the key to your heart.

Cash is King. Twisted fucks are second in line.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Ummm....

 

[Thandi]

There is something to be said for the way you say my name..
whispering, then moaning, then yelling amd shrieking..
Like the mythical Wailing Banshee has really come to be
And she is battling the one foe who just knocked her right to sleep..
Something about your skin, how it's heat intensifies
How the red in your eyes burns bright as passion rises..
How the tension in your thighs clamps down like a vise
As your body falls in line with your voice as it cries..
Something about your breasts, how they rise and they fall
As you give me your all, And I break through your walls
As you try to stall the inevitable, yet the storm keeps brewing
And waves wash over me and them crash into you..
There is something to be said for the way your body coils
Then releases with a fury and your blood begins to boil..
All of our toil and our trouble, repaid by sensations doubled
As we melt away in flame..and recover in the ash..
there is something to be said for the aftermath of this destruction..

Perfection.

Inhale my infuriating taste,
Swarming madness
Candy to thine own eyes,
Exhale my sugar, slithering haste
Call to your whip, wield your chain
Twisted grins, fevered pitch
A vengeful promise
The allure, you quote, a promise of pain
Oooh, you speak so sweetly,
What if's, prose of lust
Tastes, sounds, sight
Come closer, woo me discreetly
Taunting a delicious tease
Strike fire to iron
Fold a blade fit for a King
Yet, made for a Queen.

Nicely done!

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Nicely done!

Thank you for visiting my humble abode.

 

[perkyT]

Oops.

Told you I was unfocused.

 

[Thandi]

Thank you for visiting my humble abode.

Ohhh, didn't realize this was your house.....very nice decor!

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Ohhh, didn't realize this was your house.....very nice decor!

I started it under another username. Ive been trying to revive it a bit.

 

[Thandi]

I started it under another username. Ive been trying to revive it a bit.

I shall subscribe, and visit often.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I shall subscribe, and visit often.

Oh? I am truly honored..

 

[perkyT]

I feel like I'm in the movie Groundhog Day...

T'ANDI!!! Stop encouraging.

 

[Thandi]

I feel like I'm in the movie Groundhog Day...

T'ANDI!!! Stop encouraging.

Perkster!
But why should I stop??????

 

[Edensgarden]

I started it under another username. Ive been trying to revive it a bit.

While I'm very partial to Pervy, I kind of like that old username too.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I feel like I'm in the movie Groundhog Day...

T'ANDI!!! Stop encouraging.

Encouraging what?