Smoking ?

[lilsexykitty13]

So I no it's freezing out n there's snow on the ground but i want to have a cigarette really bad should I go out wearing nothing at all other then boots n a butt plug n a rhinestone collar that says slave on it and if so how many should I have while out there or before I should come back in

 

[YoungToy]

Theres being sexy, and then theres being healthy. The latter should precede the former.

 

[midwestyankee]

Are you incapable of thinking for yourself, or is that coming up next year when you get to tenth grade?

 

[MeekMe]

Get yourself a magic 8 ball and stop posting this bull shit.

 

[midwestyankee]

Get yourself a magic 8 ball and stop posting this bull shit.

And if you really need the attention, turn on your phone's video camera and post it to MeTube.

 

[KoPilot]

No, and none.

Go audit classes at your local community college. Join a running club. Read War and Peace. Learn how to make pickles.

 

[HussarVanburen]

So I no it's freezing out n there's snow on the ground but i want to have a cigarette really bad should I go out wearing nothing at all other then boots n a butt plug n a rhinestone collar that says slave on it and if so how many should I have while out there or before I should come back in

I doubt you'd actually do it, but:

Yes, most certainly do that. That is actually quite profoundly erotic.

Have two. And only quality cigarettes. I don't want to her about you smoking some Kools or something. Those are wretched.

 

[beingtrue2me]

Some threads are just like certain yahoo stories. You skim thru the original post just knowing that the comments are gonna be pure gold. I have missed this place.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I don't think I've ever put someone on Ignore after only 10 posts before. Then again, maybe 2 weeks in hospital has made me a little intolerant of immature, self-absorbed, semi-literate holiday break teenagers with no clue what our culture is and/or involves.

 

[midwestyankee]

I don't think I've ever put someone on Ignore after only 10 posts before. Then again, maybe 2 weeks in hospital has made me a little intolerant of immature, self-absorbed, semi-literate holiday break teenagers with no clue what our culture is and/or involves.

Nah, it's not the hospital stay. You're just getting much better at quickly predicting who will be terminal assholes.

 

[HussarVanburen]

I don't think I've ever put someone on Ignore after only 10 posts before. Then again, maybe 2 weeks in hospital has made me a little intolerant of immature, self-absorbed, semi-literate holiday break teenagers with no clue what our culture is and/or involves.

I dare say she knows a great deal more what the "culture" entails than you. You are just someone who has confirmed to the pseudo-community of degenerate perverts which make up the majority of the BDSM "community".

I bet you were a perpetual outsider as a child and teenager. Good to exclude others now, eh?

 

[KoPilot]

I dare say she knows a great deal more what the "culture" entails than you. You are just someone who has confirmed to the pseudo-community of degenerate perverts which make up the majority of the BDSM "community".

I bet you were a perpetual outsider as a child and teenager. Good to exclude others now, eh?

Says the guy who sounds like a Fox News talking head.

 

[Miles Long]

Oh good, JFK Middle School is on winter break.

 

[Ropebunny]

Says the guy who sounds like a Fox News talking head.

In future, can we have something sort of spoiler tag-esque preceding stuff this funny? I have a bad head cold and really could've used a warning about the large snot-spraying snort and near asthma attack that this post induced.