Anonymous Secrets Thread

And, out of this is the cause and effect of why my thigh muscles are in such good shape... ;) (Well...fine, okay shape, then)

And I'd much rather be thinking about your thighs.

Stories like this one make me wish I didn't have to clean bathrooms at my job.
 
Woman 40ish

I once lead on one of the owners of my company to get a promotion.


Female - 31

I am currently having an affair with two men from my work and they don't know about each other. I'm terrified they are going to find out and spoil my fun.
 
I'm really having fun with the workplace confessions. Keep them coming.
 
I'm not sure if this one counts as as confession, but from my experience as a bartender this is fairly true.


Female -

I work at a pizza place. Everyone that works at a restaurant is fucking each other.
 
Female - 38 -

One time I used a marker to masturbate with at work, and then I left it in my bosses pencil cup.

About a week later I saw him chewing on the cap.
 
I'm not sure if this one counts as as confession, but from my experience as a bartender this is fairly true.


Female -

I work at a pizza place. Everyone that works at a restaurant is fucking each other.

Based on my personal experience in the business as well, I would tend to agree.
While it doesn't hold true for everyone, there is a whole lotta fuckin' goin' on.
 
Middle aged Male of superior awesomeness.

I once worked at work. It was sordid as hell, but I felt so naughty doing it that I couldn't stop until quitting time. And the funny thing, I did it the next day too.
 
Middle aged Male of superior awesomeness.

I once worked at work. It was sordid as hell, but I felt so naughty doing it that I couldn't stop until quitting time. And the funny thing, I did it the next day too.
Bwahahahaha!!!
Yeah. . Baby. . Meet Me in the supply closet... We can do some sorting together. . :p
 
40 Female

When my husband and I were dating, we worked at a restaurant. Once we were working late and we decided to fuck on a table. After we were done, I did clean the table. Every time I walked by that table or would have to serve something there, I would grin.
 
Regarding lingerie...

I was actually thrown out of a Macy's department store once for trying on lingerie.
True Story: I was with a (girl)friend, and I was walking through the fine lingerie department. When I found something I found appealing, I would take it off the hanger, hold it up against my chest, and then toss it on the floor. Then I would pick it up, put it back on the hanger, and put it back.

After the third or fourth item landed on the floor, the department clerk came to me and asked me what I was doing....the conversation went something like:

Clerk: "Excuse me...what are you doing?"
Me: "I'm tryng on lingerie."
Clerk: "Um we have a fitting room if you would like to try it on there."
Me: "No that really isn't necessary. I can try it on right here."
Clerk: "Well, why do you keep throwing it on the floor?"
Me: "Because about thirty seconds after I put it on, that's where it's going to end up. I want to see how well it lands."

I was asked to leave after that....
Yeah. THiS is how I roll.:D:rose:

I think I just fell in love with you...
 
Male - 22 -

I'm working an internship through my college right now at a big company. There is a woman there that I am completely obsessed with. I can't stop thinking about her. I want to have her so badly.

But she is a lot older than I am. And I'm worried that she would just laugh at me.

Do single women in their forties aver want younger men?
 
Yep. I'm way back on page 63, and trying to catch up - AND I have a project due midnight tomorrow.....damn.

Why don;t you re post a few of your favorites ones here for people to see. I think that would be fun.
 
Male - 22 -

I'm working an internship through my college right now at a big company. There is a woman there that I am completely obsessed with. I can't stop thinking about her. I want to have her so badly.

But she is a lot older than I am. And I'm worried that she would just laugh at me.

Do single women in their forties aver want younger men?
short answer to that question is "Yes".....
But, the longer answer is a bit more complicated... depends on how much younger and how mature they are...

Well, for me anyway. I'm sure it varies.
 
Male - 22 -

I'm working an internship through my college right now at a big company. There is a woman there that I am completely obsessed with. I can't stop thinking about her. I want to have her so badly.

But she is a lot older than I am. And I'm worried that she would just laugh at me.

Do single women in their forties aver want younger men?

You will never know until you ask. Chat her up and get a lay of the land.
You might be just what she is needing....or not. What is there to lose?!?
 
28F.

I went shopping yesterday with my husband and was horny as hell. So when we got to the car (in the parking alley), i just opened his fly and gave him a blow job there while he fingered me...
He loved that...
 
28F.

I went shopping yesterday with my husband and was horny as hell. So when we got to the car (in the parking alley), i just opened his fly and gave him a blow job there while he fingered me...
He loved that...

There's another woman out there that gets horny from shopping? My wife's not odd?
 
It seems I've missed a lot in the past few weeks. Welcome back, Neruda. And to Kudram - you did a righteous job keeping the thread going in his absence! Bravo.
 
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