The mayor of Toronto just admitted that he smokes crack

[miles]

Mayor Ford denies he told a staffer he "wanted to eat her pussy"

Tells press he's happily married and "gets plenty to eat at home".

It just gets better and better...

http://www.680news.com/2013/11/14/video-uncensored-video-of-toronto-mayor-rob-ford/

Jesus....what a douche!

 

[Bronc31]

Mayor Ford denies he told a staffer he "wanted to eat her pussy"

Tells press he's happily married and "gets plenty to eat at home".

It just gets better and better...

http://www.680news.com/2013/11/14/video-uncensored-video-of-toronto-mayor-rob-ford/

The man's candor is refreshing.

 

[evesdream]

Mayor Ford denies he told a staffer he "wanted to eat her pussy"

Tells press he's happily married and "gets plenty to eat at home".

It just gets better and better...

http://www.680news.com/2013/11/14/video-uncensored-video-of-toronto-mayor-rob-ford/

Heh, you're my RoFo posting twin. I was going to quote this one:

Ford then said he never said “I want to eat your pussy” to a former female staffer, an allegation contained in the court document.

“I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home,” he said, drawing gasps from the reporters gathered around his office.

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/11/14/rob-ford-launches-legal-action-over-prostitution-and-crack-claims-in-profane-media-scrum/

 

[Phelia]

When are grown men going to realize that it's not a great idea to make public statements about eating your wife's pussy? Did we learn nothing from Michael Douglas?

I wonder if she's pissed. Would love to hear his explanation. "Honey, what you have to understand is that I was extremely, extremely inebriated. I am ALWAYS extremely, extremely inebriated."

 

[Aphro]

And let us not forget about Robbie asking junior staffers to come to his house to change lightbulbs and put new batteries in his kid's toys...probably because he was too stoned to do it himself.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Mayor Ford showed that not all Canadians are social democrat nutjob lunatics, not even in the greatest Canadian urban cesspool of all.

I've been to Toronto. Cleanest, nicest, most orderly North American city I've ever seen, bar none.

 

[Phelia]

She's a crack whore.

She don't give a fuck.

You don't talk about a woman's pussy to the press. Tain't perlite.

And let us not forget about Robbie asking junior staffers to come to his house to change lightbulbs and put new batteries in his kid's toys...probably because he was too stoned to do it himself.

I'm on his mailing list somehow - I think because because I've participated in emailing campaigns to him and city councillors before. This whole time he has been sending these smiley letters from the mayor's office and bullshit apologies. They are garbage. I am going to start responding to each one with "THIS IS GARBAGE. YOU NEED TO RESIGN."

I've been to Toronto. Cleanest, nicest, most orderly North American city I've ever seen, bar none.

Weren't you here like, 20 years ago though? The city has changed.

Not that it's not the best ever and way better than anyone else's stupid cities, but we live in a fluid world, man. It's psychedelic.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Weren't you here like, 20 years ago though?

10 years ago. For Torcon 3.

 

[Phelia]

10 years ago. For Torcon 3.

Oh! Sorry, I thought it was longer. Okay then. You are right. Tronna (that's how locals pronounce it) is the best city in the world.

 

[evesdream]

This thread is probably the only reason I come to Lit anymore.

 

[Phelia]

This thread is probably the only reason I come to Lit anymore.

And we are so much the better for it. All thanks to Rob Ford. Say, maybe he's not so bad after all...

After brief consideration, he is still the worst.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I just learned something cool about Toronto:

"Patrons have long been able to borrow a cookbook from the library. In some places, they can even borrow a cake pan to go with it. But what if that cookbook calls for a pasta maker, food dehydrator, yogurt maker, or other specialized kitchen equipment they don’t already possess? Now, if they’re in in Toronto, they’re in luck, since the city is home to The Kitchen Library, a new non-profit kitchen tool lending library. For a $50 (Canadian) annual fee, members can borrow space-taking and often expensive kitchen appliances for three to five days."

Go Canada

I've been to libraries on seven continents, and nothing comes close to the TRL on Yonge St, TO ON. If they'd let me live under a study table on level three of that biblioteca de babel architecture I'd be perfectly happy, surviving on nothing but peperoni slices from pizza pizza across the street.

 

[Phelia]

I've been to libraries on seven continents, and nothing comes close to the TRL on Yonge St, TO ON. If they'd let me live under a study table on level three of that biblioteca de babel architecture I'd be perfectly happy, surviving on nothing but peperoni slices from pizza pizza across the street.

They're changing it, rr. They tell us they're turning it into the library of the future.

Are you being hyperbolic or have you been to a library in Antarctica?

 

[Adre]

Oh! Sorry, I thought it was longer. Okay then. You are right. Tronna (that's how locals pronounce it) is the best city in the world.

'Best' is always a tough call, but it surely is a great place to hang around.

 

[Phelia]

I agree with you; it is the best.

Right you are, sir.

 

[Adre]

Right you are, sir.

. That's what I meant.

 

[rosco rathbone]

They're changing it, rr. They tell us they're turning it into the library of the future.

Are you being hyperbolic or have you been to a library in Antarctica?

ok feelya 6

 

[Phelia]

. That's what I meant.

I have a talent for reading people.

ok feelya 6

Sowry rosq! Now I feel like a dick. O well. I just wanted to ask if the shelves were made of ice. Libraries in six continents is nothing to sneeze at, unless you are allergic to the mold particles in pages of old books.

Oh apparently they tested the most popular books checked out at some library for substances and they found that all of them had traces of cocaine, and some of the copies of Fifty Shades of Grey had small amounts of the herpes virus (not enough to make anyone sick). How about that?

TRL study pods:

http://www.torontopubliclibrary.ca/content/renovations/images/trl-renovation-study-pods.jpg

 

[Super-Surprise]

I get plenty enough at home!




http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/045/b/6/candys_by_crazysaragerman-d4pqna0.jpg

 

[Aphro]

That's nice!

But I think Robbie has already had too many smarties, personally.

And, because it was too funny not to share, this:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/p480x480/1461868_586773758036326_1491405357_n.jpg

 

[Bronc31]

This thread is probably the only reason I come to Lit anymore.

and all this time I though it was my beguiling wit....hrmph!

 

[SexyWench]

WTF, 100's of people lined up to buy Rob Ford's bobblehead for $20. (Mind you it looks more like his "thinner" brother.)

Some are now listed on ebay 100's of dollars! Unbelievable!

 

[Phelia]

OH MY GOD.

Rob Ford KNOCKS OVER city councillor Pam McConnell.

 

[Sean]

LOL, that guy just keeps on giving, doesn't he?

 

[Phelia]

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/crime/2013/05/17/130517_CRIME_FORDQUIMBY.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-large.jpg