The mayor of Toronto just admitted that he smokes crack

[bronzeage]

I'm so jealous. I want a crack-smoking mayor!

We had a Governator, but all he ever did was impregnate maids and get beat up by teachers.

We had a cocaine addict Mayor. He died in a New Orleans hotel room while he sent a whore out to pawn his Cotton Bowl ring.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Just be glad that there is now, for the first time in a long time, something interesting in Canada!

 

[Aphro]

And I thought things were bad when he was just driving on the Gardiner Expressway while reading the paper at the same time...

After so many years of Toronto the Good, now we can have the international reputation of Toronto the Crack House. Yippee.

I just feel bad for his poor wife and kids. What a show up. Blech.

 

[Aphro]

Just be glad that there is now, for the first time in a long time, something interesting in Canada!

We have plenty interesting in Canada, it's just CNN usually doesn't pick up on it. We're having a big Senator inappropriate spending scandal right now as well. Lots of dirt goin' down north of the 49th, baby.

 

[Squibbs]

:



He has to be an android programmed specifically to keep bringing the lulz.

I don't listen to the radio. Is that Rozzzzzzz & Mocha? Their subway ads are always creepy. The one two years ago looked like Mocha's eyes were following you everywhere.

It's the Dean Blundell show.

I have no idea who those other people are, I don't go into the city very often as dumb people tend to piss me off.

If I need the scumminess of a big city I can get to Hamilton quicker.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The Great White Christie of the North Speaks...



At this point what does it matter? Does this feed one hungry child???

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

San Francisco North...



tee hee

tee hee



I sentence me to three days of the Charlie Sheen self-cure program!

I'm WINNING!

 

[Phelia]

The Great White Christie of the North Speaks...



At this point what does it matter? Does this feed one hungry child???

He won't resign! He's going to run for reelection! Reporters LAUGHED at him! Haha! This is outrageous!

San Francisco North...



tee hee

tee hee



I sentence me to three days of the Charlie Sheen self-cure program!

I'm WINNING!

Super.

I think you'd make more sense if I smoked crack. Lucky I know who to ask.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

He won't resign! He's going to run for reelection! Reporters LAUGHED at him! Haha! This is outrageous!



Super.

I think you'd make more sense if I smoked crack. Lucky I know who to ask.

No. I am truly a meth man: Breaking Bad.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2011125/300.sheen1.lc.022511.jpg
Manufacturing guns for tots!
Doin' the Lord's work!

 

[unregistered]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hey, he's progressive.

He was just experiencing the lifestyle so that he could enact better legislation.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Disgustipated]

Fiddler posted Fiddler lyrics?

Lawlz

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

When will the White House man up and admit the President's use of Cocaine? Just askin'.

I think GWB already admitted it.

 

[dan_c00000]

lool..

He's got the right idea though. Stripes and dark colors can be visual slimming. You don't want big bold stripes because then you look like a beach ball.

 

[Laurel]

We had a cocaine addict Mayor. He died in a New Orleans hotel room while he sent a whore out to pawn his Cotton Bowl ring.

WIN

Sorry, Toronto. Your guy has to die with TWO hookers to achieve that level of amazingness.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/343/4/2/jenny__s_hooked_by_alan1828-d5nklg3.jpg

 

[chillywilly2]

And I thought things were bad when he was just driving on the Gardiner Expressway while reading the paper at the same time...

After so many years of Toronto the Good, now we can have the international reputation of Toronto the Crack House. Yippee.

I just feel bad for his poor wife and kids. What a show up. Blech.

Yeah, Ummm, Toronto has been a shit hole for quite a few years now.

Visitors notice.


And all he has to do to get re-elected is go through rehab....Torontonians will always fall for that one.

 

[Not Normal]

When will the White House man up and admit the President's use of Cocaine? Just askin'.

Bush is out of the White House, and he took his blow with him.

 

[SexyWench]

because his public dieting went so well

 

[bronzeage]

When will the White House man up and admit the President's use of Cocaine? Just askin'.

That was long before all those photos of him walking hand in hand with his Saudi Arabian boyfriend.

 

[miles]

I guess this means he's wrapped up the crackhead vote.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Look, you have to give a guy a pass whose defense is "I was blackout drunk..."

 

[indy0311]

But in the US, didn't Mr. Clinton prove that the public doesn't much care about illicit drug smoking (as long as you don't inhale...)?