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The mayor of Toronto just admitted that he smokes crack

A shit hole mayor to match the town...yeah, 20 years ago it was ok, now, forget it, its like being in a 3rd world country
 
SNL skit was surprisingly great.

I was even impressed with the Canadian accents until they had to throw in an "aboot." Racists.
 
Phelia said:
SNL skit was surprisingly great.

I was even impressed with the Canadian accents until they had to throw in an "aboot." Racists.
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Canadians actually do basically say "aboot", but it's subtle.

They also say "zed" and "grade two" instead of "second grade".
 
rosco rathbone said:
Canadians actually do basically say "aboot", but it's subtle.

They also say "zed" and "grade two" instead of "second grade".
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It's more like "abouwt." Hows abouwt you come over to my houwse and kiss me on the mouwth. Like you're strangling the "ou" sound with your lips, just a tiny bit. Maybe it sounds a little bit more "oo"-ey in Manitooba.

Once when I was about 11 and visiting family in Australia, a kid asked me to say the alphabet, and I ended on "zed" because I thought that's how they did things down there, too. Everyone laughed and he said "Zed??? ZED???? Have I seen you on BAHNEY and Friends or something??" and my life was over and the world ended.

One day about two years later I realized that I could've totally burned him if only I had said "You still watch Barney and Friends? Ha." Such a good zing!

The worst part is that I've always been a "zee" girl but I compromised my beliefs to impress someone else and it backfired on me. At least I learned a lesson, though: fuck Australians.
 
Phelia said:
It's more like "abouwt." Hows abouwt you come over to my houwse and kiss me on the mouwth. Like you're strangling the "ou" sound with your lips, just a tiny bit. Maybe it sounds a little bit more "oo"-ey in Manitooba.

Once when I was about 11 and visiting family in Australia, a kid asked me to say the alphabet, and I ended on "zed" because I thought that's how they did things down there, too. Everyone laughed and he said "Zed??? ZED???? Have I seen you on BAHNEY and Friends or something??" and my life was over and the world ended.

One day about two years later I realized that I could've totally burned him if only I had said "You still watch Barney and Friends? Ha." Such a good zing!

The worst part is that I've always been a "zee" girl but I compromised my beliefs to impress someone else and it backfired on me. At least I learned a lesson, though: fuck Australians.
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I would spell it "aboat", but ok.
 
Today he told the Americans on their tee vee (Fox News) that he's hoping to run for Prime Minister one day. Is he just always high now?
 
rosco rathbone said:
I would spell it "aboat", but ok.
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I said it out loud and then I said "goddamnit" becase goddamnit, I think you're right.

KingOrfeo said:
Not his fault, he was drunk.
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Heh. This was mine:

"Some woman accused me of knocking her over, and that's just not true. I'm a married man. I've got plenty to beat at home."

*rim shot* *tap dances off stage* *jazz hands*

evesdream said:
Today he told the Americans on their tee vee (Fox News) that he's hoping to run for Prime Minister one day. Is he just always high now?
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If this is him sober, I think I'd rather have him back on crack.
 
If you've ever seen Rob Ford trying to hurl a football, the thought of him knocking down a city councilwoman or whoever that is just by stumbling into her isn't at all far fetched.
 
 
Zumi, I love you :heart:

The camera one is classic. What's that second to last one?? What the fork is he doing?
 
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