Islandman and Fata Morgana going at it...

[Byron In Exile]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxey3C9BGms

 

[islandman]

I do not wish to be party to your fantasies, Byron.

 

[yossi]

Where's the part where Fata bashes him over the head with a wheel of hard cheese?

 

[islandman]

That only works when her suitors are ginormous fatties who can't dodge the incoming wheel.

Me, I float like a butterfly and sting link a mildly irritating fruit fly. Note my foot-work in my AV.

 

[yossi]

http://mlkshk.com/r/3B5W

I think you should actually work on Shermie's (I'm like 99% sure that's his name) move. His looks more like the run-away-quick type.

 

[blackleggings]

I think you should actually work on Shermie's (I'm like 99% sure that's his name) move. His looks more like the run-away-quick type.

Is he doing the hammer? I'd pay to see iman dance the mc hammer dance.

 

[islandman]

http://mlkshk.com/r/3B5W

I think you should actually work on Shermie's (I'm like 99% sure that's his name) move. His looks more like the run-away-quick type.

I am '5'.

http://peanuts.wikia.com/wiki/5

 

[yossi]

I am '5'.

http://peanuts.wikia.com/wiki/5

Dude, people have been looking for you since '83. You need to let them know you're alright.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I do not wish to be party to your fantasies, Byron.

Well it's a bit late for that.

 

[islandman]

Well it's a bit late for that.

Back under your stone, you odious little toad.

 

[Disgustipated]

Back under your stone, you odious little toad.

He was thinking about you at 3:27am his time. That's not creepy or anything. Nope, not at all.

 

[islandman]

He was thinking about you at 3:27am his time. That's not creepy or anything. Nope, not at all.

I noted the time and, in an effort to not get creeped out, rationalized that he first thought about Fata, which ultimately led to me and the creation of this thread.

 

[Byron In Exile]

He was thinking about you at 3:27am his time. That's not creepy or anything. Nope, not at all.

That you track my movements here gives me... a sense of joy.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I noted the time and, in an effort to not get creeped out, rationalized that he first thought about Fata, which ultimately led to me and the creation of this thread.

You are mentally fucked up. What a stir-fry of confusion your brain must be.

It's no wonder she fancies you.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You are mentally fucked up. What a stir-fry of confusion your brain must be.

It's no wonder she fancies you.

Don't sulk Byron, there's hope for you yet....
http://sarahdopp.com/images/queer-bitter-and-single.png

 

[Byron In Exile]

Back under your stone, you odious little toad.

I will not.

An thou makest me?

It's my belief that thou shitst in a bucket.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Don't sulk Byron, there's hope for you yet....

Get on line, Southey, you bitter Tory piece of shit.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Get on line, Southey, you bitter Tory piece of shit.

I am online, you mewling quim.

 

[islandman]

That you track my movements here gives me... a sense of joy.

Most people can read and understand a time-stamp, Byron.

You are mentally fucked up. What a stir-fry of confusion your brain must be.

It's no wonder she fancies you.

Don't look now, but I planted a thermite bomb into the heel of your left shoe. Should you attempt to take it off.....boom.

Should you continue to annoy me.....boom.

I will not.

An thou makest me?

It's my belief that thou shitst in a bucket.

For over a century now we've called the bucket a "flushing toilet".

 

[kotori]

...What a stir-fry of confusion your brain must be...

Ulster fry might be more appreciated.

 

[Mischka]

I am online, you mewling quim.

I know it's meant as an insult, but mewling quim is so sonorous. Needs to be submitted to the alternate-to-pussy thread. I want my quim to mewl.

 

[lovetoread]

I know it's meant as an insult, but mewling quim is so sonorous. Needs to be submitted to the alternate-to-pussy thread. I want my quim to mewl.

I would like to vote for mewling quim.

It sounds nice and naughty at the same time.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I know it's meant as an insult, but mewling quim is so sonorous. Needs to be submitted to the alternate-to-pussy thread. I want my quim to mewl.

I would like to vote for mewling quim.

It sounds nice and naughty at the same time.

Slob misfired, there.

It sounds like a real comfy place to be.

I'd change my title if I weren't employed here.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Most people can read and understand a time-stamp, Byron.

Don't look now, but I planted a thermite bomb into the heel of your left shoe. Should you attempt to take it off.....boom.

Should you continue to annoy me.....boom.

For over a century now we've called the bucket a "flushing toilet".

Keep it up.

 

[islandman]

Keep it up.

If you don't stop, I will spam your inbox with PMs showing me hand-feeding delicious morsels of cheese to Fata.

You've been warned.