Just a friendly reminder: please make sure your stories, when sent to me, are formatted as described in the first post. Please make sure story tags and a description are both included. If I have to guess at a description, it won't be brilliant.
Thanks.
No.But you can't blame me for that.
No.
Oh, that's quite alright. There are so many more things we can blame you for, not the least of which is starting this whole FAWCking thing.
Still have my fingerprints on your wrist?
Yup. Unofficial FAWC Handbook, Part One, Article 3, Section 17.4, which states:
"At no time may any contributor of the aforementioned FAWC blame the adjudicator (the aforementioned FAWCker) for a 'bad' description."
See? It's right there. Sheesh . . . .
Just a friendly reminder: please make sure your stories, when sent to me, are formatted as described in the first post. Please make sure story tags and a description are both included. If I have to guess at a description, it won't be brilliant.
Thanks.
Oh. Well. Is that your definition of 'bad' or mine?
Lynn, would you be at all willing to give me another basket? I'm thinking I may be able to do another.
Lynn, would you be at all willing to give me another basket? I'm thinking I may be able to do another.
Fucking show off!!! You are wanting another basket, and here I sit, 65,000 words into mine and I have only described the protags tits. Tits were a basket ingredient right?
Fucking show off!!! You are wanting another basket, and here I sit, 65,000 words into mine and I have only described the protags tits. Tits were a basket ingredient right?
Okay . . . that's an interesting basket. Me and my big mouth.
Funny; three of them fall in together right away; the fourth, as has been repeatedly voiced before, is going to require some artful crafting . . . .
Okay . . . that's an interesting basket. Me and my big mouth.
Funny; three of them fall in together right away; the fourth, as has been repeatedly voiced before, is going to require some artful crafting . . . .
Okay . . . that's an interesting basket. Me and my big mouth.
Funny; three of them fall in together right away; the fourth, as has been repeatedly voiced before, is going to require some artful crafting . . . .
Same here. Somehow, 'The Shoe Fits; The Ingredients Don't' doesn't cut it.
Ah, so you're re-writing Cinderella, is that it?
Actually I am, but of course being lit they are not step sisters, but real ones and they make poor Cinderella do a lot more than wash the floor
Actually I am, but of course being lit they are not step sisters, but real ones and they make poor Cinderella do a lot more than wash the floor
I did the same with Hansel & Gretel. I made them twins.
