Anonymous Secrets Thread
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BeachMomma
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I wouldn't have it any other way.Um....thank you!
I don't bite.
And thank you for your consideration, Kudram. I'm not offended.
You, I bite.
To Joy's secret admirer, I really do encourage you to talk to her. She's one of the sweetest ladies on Lit. Just take a deep breath and jump in head first. I promise you won't regret it.
BeachMomma
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Me Momma? Lol
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I wouldn't have it any other way.
To Joy's secret admirer, I really do encourage you to talk to her. She's one of the sweetest ladies on Lit. Just take a deep breath and jump in head first. I promise you won't regret it.
she is.....................................................at first.
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I wouldn't have it any other way.
To Joy's secret admirer, I really do encourage you to talk to her. She's one of the sweetest ladies on Lit. Just take a deep breath and jump in head first. I promise you won't regret it.
Aw...thanks!
You, I bite.
Or.... you can bite me.
Nice to see that everyone helped! And yes, there has to be the lows so you can really appreciate the highs!!
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I wouldn't have it any other way.
To Joy's secret admirer, I really do encourage you to talk to her. She's one of the sweetest ladies on Lit. Just take a deep breath and jump in head first. I promise you won't regret it.
I'll throw in a second for Joy here. She's awesome! Just bite them bullet and send her a PM!
BeachMomma
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Who said I talk proper? For that matter, who said I'm a lady? There they go again. Spreading those damned ugly rumors.
Now you're just trying to turn me on.
It's working!
Aw...thanks!
You, I bite.
Or.... you can bite me.
I love ya doll!
PS to Joy's Secret Admirer: Talk to her all you want, but don't play word games with her - unless you happen to enjoy getting your ass kicked!
kingfupa
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Who said I talk proper? For that matter, who said I'm a lady? There they go again. Spreading those damned ugly rumors.
Now you're just trying to turn me on.
It's working!
I love ya doll!
PS to Joy's Secret Admirer: Talk to her all you want, but don't play word games with her - unless you happen to enjoy getting your ass kicked!
I'm coming after you next Momma!!
JoyDyan
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get outta my garage!
I'll throw in a second for Joy here. She's awesome! Just bite them bullet and send her a PM!
thanks, honey! Lexie is pretty awesome, too!
blulilacgrl
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Oh my God!! I know, right?!?! One time. One time!! And now she's callin' and beggin'. Sheesh! I think I may have to change my phone number.
LoveToLurk
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Hey guy ~
I think people had a little too much fun with your post at your expense. I know plenty of men that like ass play who are straight. You like it because it feels damned good! Nothing you need to feel weird about. Keep having fun
NotHisLady
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Your right, and I think I kinda started it.Hey guy ~
I think people had a little too much fun with your post at your expense. I know plenty of men that like ass play who are straight. You like it because it feels damned good! Nothing you need to feel weird about. Keep having fun
I really am sorry. That last line, with the word 'come' in it just struck me as funny.
To tell you the truth I think it's awful that guys even have to feel that way. I've never seen a post from a woman who was all tied up in knots because she liked something that she 'shouldn't' just because she's straight.
I love pictures of female nudes--post a few now and then but it's never made me feel bad.
It's a double standard and it isn't fair.
Do what makes you happy. As long as you aren't harming anyone you aren't doing anything wrong.
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Lady_Fiona
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Honey I know straight and bi guys who love ass play, just enjoy it and stop tormenting yourself. (at least half of them enjoy the taste of themselves too)
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Kudram, I first wanted to thank you for the PM. It was kind of you to consider not only the anonymous sender's feelings, but also my own when posting this.
To the anonymous sender, thank you. I'm quite flattered.
My opinion of myself still stands though.
Kudram123
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A Secret Response to "arse play":
Male, age unknown.
Back in the day when spine and muscles were supple, I used to masturbate, squeeze the tip, throw legs over head, and squirt into my mouth, thus saving many dollars on disposable tissues unless my aim was off and I hit my own face. Yeah, I invented bukkake. Do I get royalty payments? Sheet gnaw.
So Mr. Arse, "do as thou wilt" shall be the whole of the law. It's the privacy of your own bedroom. It's your skin. If YOU don't like it, stop. If OTHERS don't like it, pppbbbbhhhttt!
Male, age unknown.
Back in the day when spine and muscles were supple, I used to masturbate, squeeze the tip, throw legs over head, and squirt into my mouth, thus saving many dollars on disposable tissues unless my aim was off and I hit my own face. Yeah, I invented bukkake. Do I get royalty payments? Sheet gnaw.
So Mr. Arse, "do as thou wilt" shall be the whole of the law. It's the privacy of your own bedroom. It's your skin. If YOU don't like it, stop. If OTHERS don't like it, pppbbbbhhhttt!
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