What is crossing your mind right now?

[JoyDyan]

I could always order a pizza from Hometown. The delivery guy is really HOT and I think I've got him worn down enough to give in to a good fucking!

Now you're talking! Be right there.

Nuthin' in my kitchen but yucky flax wraps, oranges, and yogurt, anyhow.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I'm really in the mood for a good fuck...I'm going to go check *my* kitchen. Who knows? Maybe I'll find one....I can never remember what I bring home from the grocery store.

lol...I don't always remember what I bring home from the grocery store, but I can guarantee I never came back with an arm full of good fucks...lol

 

[texou]

Now you're talking! Be right there.

Nuthin' in my kitchen but yucky flax wraps, oranges, and yogurt, anyhow.

So, what kind of pizza would you ladies like?

 

[JoyDyan]

lol...I don't always remember what I bring home from the grocery store, but I can guarantee I never came back with an arm full of good fucks...lol

Ya never know...if I bring home someone else's bag by mistake or something....

...It's definitely worth checking.

 

[papadoc19]

I haven't like Leonardo diCaprio since he was on Growing Pains (and I didn't really like him then)

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I haven't like Leonardo diCaprio since he was on Growing Pains (and I didn't really like him then)

I am not much a Leo fan, myself.

 

[border_humper]

That it was a nice surprise when the waitress said "On the house."

 

[raiguy]

Lets get this summer started

 

[CountryMusicLvr]

I wish I was still sitting on the beach...

 

[heartlessbytch]

Ya never know...if I bring home someone else's bag by mistake or something....

...It's definitely worth checking.

I think I shop at the wrong kind of places, all I bring home is well ummmm well

 

[Jett_73]

I'm going back to bed.

 

[kimbalee]

lol...I don't always remember what I bring home from the grocery store, but I can guarantee I never came back with an arm full of good fucks...lol

I'm damn sure I wouldn't misplace that bag... it would be on the front seat right beside me and the first thing in the house when I got back there. the ice cream can melt on the back seat for all I care. lol

I'm going back to bed.

well, fine. be that way. next time extend an invitation to join, wouldja? hmpfh.

 

[Justine42D]

I heard that if you have a headache the best way to get it to go away is to have sex. Is that true?

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

I heard that if you have a headache the best way to get it to go away is to have sex. Is that true?

I knew a lady who would get migraines and she said orgasms made them go away. She would either have sex or masturbate.

She did say however that this works less frequently as she's gotten older.

 

[Justine42D]

I knew a lady who would get migraines and she said orgasms made them go away. She would either have sex or masturbate.

She did say however that this works less frequently as she's gotten older.

Really? So the next time I get a headache I should get my vibrator

 

[EctoJohn]

I knew a lady who would get migraines and she said orgasms made them go away. She would either have sex or masturbate.

So much for using headaches as an excuse to not have sex.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Really? So the next time I get a headache I should get my vibrator

As the saying goes...."whatever works."

 

[Caress40]

So much for using headaches as an excuse to not have sex.

I told my ex one time that I had a headache, he told me so, I'm not fucking your head.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

So much for using headaches as an excuse to not have sex.

Knowing this lady as I did, she wasn't much for coming up for excuses NOT to have sex. However, I never personally benefited from this attitude of hers.

 

[Sebastian_Plz]

that some people are just douches by nature...

 

[Justine42D]

As the saying goes...."whatever works."

LOL right

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

stroking a bit....

 

[Justine42D]

I told my ex one time that I had a headache, he told me so, I'm not fucking your head.

LOL wow

 

[WickedLittleBoy]

A cock in your ass would do wonders for that attitude.

 

[JoyDyan]

How did the TV remote get so....far....away??