measure a penis

[Bs]

Need i ask more? I mean a tape? Micromitor? Calipers? Yard Stick? Where do you start? stop? Any fraction over each 1/4 inch do you round up the nearest 1/2 inch mark? or 1 inch?

Can I start at the base go up over the top and back down the other side? Is this how you ladies would measure it? Or like us to mesure it? (assuming you would even care about size, which i'm sure you don't just that we know how to use properly. *yawn*)

 

[Guest]

Well, this topic came up the other day when a group of use were talking, and the girl in the group said that it's measured base to tip, on the top. Otherwise, there's the additional skin of the balls underneath to worry about. She mentioned that she uses a tape-measure. And with her looks, I was thinking that I wouldn't mind her measuring me

 

[Golden]

is measuring dicks an exclusively male obsession? Have any of you women ever bothered how long your partner's party-piece is?

Most women I know are more interested in its girth than its length.

 

[Bs]

Well the whole reason I asked this question is the subject came up in conversation with my wife and some freinds. And my made the comment that she and I had measured mine one time. By starting at the base and going over the top to the base again. Because thats how I told her it was done. I remember none of this. The only way was it ever happened was had I been very drunk at the time which she thinks was very likley.

Which means that it was her curiosity not mine... I found this very interesting.... as far as girth goes should it be measured or would it be best just to compare it to things like say a: wrist, half-dollar, or maybe a sausage? [

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[robertreams]

use a tape measure and add two inches to the result, lol

 

[bailadora]

What's with the resurrection of moldy threads?

 

[NippleMuncher]

Wow, only 13 years in the making, thank God that question is finally answered . . .

 

[Eilan]

Well, if we're going to be bringing up old threads. . .

Great. Now I miss EJ, Quoll, and Scalywag.

 

[Trolltroll420]

I start measuring at the anus... I'm a full 9.5 inches.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

What's with the resurrection of moldy threads?

The new ones are boring and lame.

 

[southern_gal]

I start measuring at the anus... I'm a full 9.5 inches.

just......

 

[bigjbowski]

I was at a party once with my x-wife and 3 other couples.We were playing this board game called "sex play".And this card asked the wifes to guess their husbands dick size soft or hard.So you had 2 chances to get it right.It said to take a ruler or tape measure on the top of the penis from the base to the tip.For the girth you wrap it around the penis and where the tape overlaps is the girth.

 

[wicked woman]

I've never understood man's fascination with measuring his cock. I've never known the size of any cock I've been intimate with and frankly didn't care. Now it's ability to perform and who it was attached to...oh yeah!...that mattered.


So get over it.


Oh and people quit bumping old threads please

 

[twister947]

Volume is the only relevant unit of measurement. I suggest mouths (mo).

"How big is your cock?"
"Oh, about 1.75 mo."

 

[Emerson40]

Kinda makes the "smart" in smartphone superfluous.


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