PM asshattery

[sweetfanny]

That is one fabulous cock. Damn. He took Tim Gunn's advice and made it work.

I'm a little down because the best I've done is drawn a smiley face on my cawk.

They make black glitter.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

All the pretty colours
http://www.cakescookiesandcraftsshop.co.uk/edible-glitter
Even black glitter fot Pmann!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Black glitter on my BBC won't show up. Perhaps white glitter soul be nice. Cookies and cream.

 

[sweetfanny]

Not gonna go for that subtle black on black look, then?

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Not gonna go for that subtle black on black look, then?

I think it would look classy

 

[pfflyerhot]

LOL! Here's the Prince Harry...the only true royal cock pic I could find.
http://cogitoeggosum.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/tumblr_ljok7bupa61qbywn0o1_400.jpg

Holy crap! ... Or something. Damn. is right!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

All the pretty colours
http://www.cakescookiesandcraftsshop.co.uk/edible-glitter
Even black glitter fot Pmann!

ok..see, now I'm coming up with all sorts of photo opportunities with this glitter...

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Holy crap! ... Or something. Damn. is right!

Yeah, I know..lol..made me want to rethink my non-cougar status.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm a classy motherfucker, don't get me wrong. I'll class the shit out of any event or circumstance. But, I've got to say that I'm mostly just a regular guy. The kind of guy that just wakes up in the morning, has a wank to thoughts of Rainshine, throws some flannel glitter on his dick and walks out the door. So while black on black might be classy, I'm more of a flannel dick guy.

Not really. I'm pretty flamboyant. Today I've got on a pink shirt; pink socks and blue shoes. Totally rugged though. It's an ironic fashion statement, as I'm so fucking rugged, but the pink shows the softer side of pmann. I'm hard on the outside and pink on the inside.

 

[sweetfanny]

Don't oversell. You had me at flannel glitter dick.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Don't oversell. You had me at flannel glitter dick.

Better watch out. There is a little Australian girl around here who is about to come out of hibernation soon and she will cut you.

 

[sweetfanny]

Better watch out. There is a little Australian girl around here who is about to come out of hibernation soon and she will cut you.

Haha. It would be a waste of a perfectly good cutting, I'm all talk.

 

[sweetfanny]

Though speaking of flannel glitter dick, I wonder if that would be something like a velvet manicure, except on a cock.

I think I need to spend some quality time in the Google...

 

[daus42]

I feel a real doozie of an asshat PM coming on......maybe the urge will subside.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I feel a real doozie of an asshat PM coming on......maybe the urge will subside.

OH OH!!! DAUS!!! DAUS!!!

*raises hand*

PICK ME!!!! PICK ME!!!!!

 

[daus42]

OH OH!!! DAUS!!! DAUS!!!

*raises hand*

PICK ME!!!! PICK ME!!!!!

Sorry the rudeness has passed.....how about a simple raunchy PM- laden with sexual innuendos!

 

[sweetfanny]

I'm very good with a blade. You might even enjoy it.

Sadly, my kink is much, much freakier than blood play, and too shameful to even admit here.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Sorry the rudeness has passed.....how about a simple raunchy PM- laden with sexual innuendos!

*sighs*

I guess that will have to do...

 

[RjThoughts]

Sadly, my kink is much, much freakier than blood play, and too shameful to even admit here.

I admit to things on here, I have no shame

 

[sweetfanny]

I admit to things on here, I have no shame

Yes, but, see, I'm vanilla.

 

[RjThoughts]

Yes, but, see, I'm vanilla.

You can whisper them to me, I won't tell anyone

 

[sweetfanny]

You can whisper them to me, I won't tell anyone

Promise?

 

[RjThoughts]

Promise?

Yes, I promise.

If I do share, I'd receive bad ju-ju, bad mojo, get bitch slapped by karma.

 

[sweetfanny]

Yes, I promise.

If I do share, I'd receive bad ju-ju, bad mojo, get bitch slapped by karma.

And now you know.

Even if you tell, no one will believe you. They never believe me.

 

[RjThoughts]

And now you know.

Even if you tell, no one will believe you. They never believe me.

My mouth/fingers is/are silent