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daus42 said:
Dialer- "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

Unwitting retail store- "Yes we do."

Dialer- "Then let the poor bastard out!"

......a crank call classic now irrelevent since nobody smokes that shit and caller ID. Ohhh and because we're not 12 anymore.

NO MORE PICS OF THE PRINCE PLEASE!
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*cries uncontrollably*
But Daus!!!! I came running in here just as soon as I heard we were getting royal cock pictures.....:eek:
 
Didn't he have some nudes taken in Vegas, too? Come to that, I seem to recall William's dick being on the internet also. Cricket or Rugby match or something British like that.
 
pmann said:
We boys aren't all gross. I don't mean to brag, but I have an 85% success rate of hitting inside of the toilet when I take a wee. I mean, that's an .850 batting average. And A-Rod and Jeter get paid $20mil a year to bat a measly .300? Pfft. There are many injustices in the world, but this seems high on my list.

Again, that's hitting the INSIDE of the toilet. If you include actually hitting the toilet, I'm batting a .950. It's rare that I just pee on the wall or in the corner. Usually, if I do, it's because I'm angry and acting out.
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You clearly are ready for the next level.


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcqg4eUOq1r5cnizo1_500.jpg
 
I think it's kind of awesome. If I have to receive unsolicited cock pix, that is the kind I want from now on, except I also want my name spelled out on it in a different color of glitter.
 
sweetfanny said:
I think it's kind of awesome. If I have to receive unsolicited cock pix, that is the kind I want from now on, except I also want my name spelled out on it in a different color of glitter.
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Next thing you'll want is fireworks shooting out of the end.

I'll go ahead and let you Google that one on your own. :D
 
Oh my God...glitter cock!

I know when the kids use glitter for crafts it gets everywhere, but that is a little much. But he's Fabulous, no question!
 
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So I turned off safesearch and googled "glitter dick" and it turns out this is a thing. There are more of them out there.
 
That is one fabulous cock. Damn. He took Tim Gunn's advice and made it work.

I'm a little down because the best I've done is drawn a smiley face on my cawk.
 
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