Central American Recipe for Sex

[JackLuis]

In Nicaragua, iguanas are delicacies and aphrodisiacs

When asked about the rumor, local Jaun Garrobo was shocked.
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"Eat, eat, eat, Doesn't anybody Fuck any more?"

 

[3113]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Night of the Iguana"

 

[Handley_Page]

I doubt the Bull would be impressed, either

 

[JackLuis]

I doubt the Bull would be impressed, either

Steers never seem to come to grips with their fate either.

 

[R. Richard]

I didn't bother to read the article, because there's no way in this world that I'm going to try to have sex with an iguana.

 

[JackLuis]

I didn't bother to read the article, because there's no way in this world that I'm going to try to have sex with an iguana.

That would be bestiality, Rick. You eat them, in fact they have a neat Spanish name for iguana and bull testicle soup.

Especially popular is a performance-enhancing soup called Levanta Muerto, which translates roughly as “Raises the Dead.” It is said to boost energy and virility, and nourish the brain.

 

[sr71plt]

Speaking of sex (which I don't think we do enough here), the best-selling author(lesbian before most readers knew what that was--Ruby Fruit Jungle) *Rita Mae Brown got off a few good quotes in a talk I attended today:

Supposedly said by her mother:

"Marriage is such a heavy chain to carry that it takes two to successfully lift it--but it's more interesting with three."

And channeling Moliere:

"The key to marriage is a progressive attituted toward sex: at first it's for love, then it's for (and sometimes with) a few friends; and it ends up being for money."


*Brown is famously known for walking into the driveway of their house and shooting out the back window of her departing lover (tennis star) Marina Navratilova's BMW convertible with a shotgun.

 

[JackLuis]

How about implied sex or teasing?

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I'm using her as a character. Though not a Central American one.

 

[slyc_willie]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Night of the Iguana"

Actually, I'm seeing quite an interesting erotic plot bunny here.

"What happens if we eat a mutated iguana?" asked Lizzie.

Joe shrugged. "I guess we have mutated sex."

 

[NekoParks]

Actually, I'm seeing quite an interesting erotic plot bunny here.

"What happens if we eat a mutated iguana?" asked Lizzie.

Joe shrugged. "I guess we have mutated sex."

I keep seeing in my head a slow looping of an alien popping out of John Hurt's chest... not sexy...

 

[slyc_willie]

I keep seeing in my head a slow looping of an alien popping out of John Hurt's chest... not sexy...

Eww . . . suggestive, perhaps, but definitely not sexy.

 

[NekoParks]

Eww . . . suggestive, perhaps, but definitely not sexy.

Yeah. I think I'll skip the iguana and stick with green M&M. LOL.

 

[slyc_willie]

Yeah. I think I'll skip the iguana and stick with green M&M. LOL.

Well, now, there's an entirely new plot bunny.

 

[NekoParks]

Well, now, there's an entirely new plot bunny.

Yeah. One Halloween me and the hubby went as green M & M's. Of course, he was one with peanuts...

 

[slyc_willie]

Yeah. One Halloween me and the hubby went as green M & M's. Of course, he was one with peanuts...

I have to ask if they were a dangling pair . . . .