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pmann said:
Geez. I bring up whale dick and you ladies run with it. Immature.

I'm a bit embarrassed to say, but my doctor made something out of my foreskin when I was cut. :eek: He got fired, as he did it without my consent. He made a couch, a sofa, some boots, a full length coat for his wife, reupholstered his car and a money clip. He would have done more, but he was only a me to smuggle out half of the skin. A two skin, if you will.
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http://archive.martlet.ca/site_media/article_images/2010/09/18/DSC_0194.jpg
 
Eilan said:
No posts since February 9? Has there been an Asshat Exodus?
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We should be so lucky. I've had a few PMs from random guys, but they were all of the generic hi, how are you, which beaches do you like variety. Nothing really post-worthy.

Although I did have one that I could've shared; I just didn't think about it in time. He told me he's the guy who likes redheads and that he wanted to talk to me. <sarcasm> Yeah. That's the first time I've heard THAT line. NOBODY likes redheads. </sarcasm>

For any asshats who stumble upon this thread, let me give you a tidbit of advice. Lose the lines on redheads. Anything you think is clever, we've already heard it - hundreds of times.

Off-topic: I just love your new av, Eilan! I kinda miss the cock, but this one is pretty awesome too!
 
I thought with Valentine's Day among us the amount of PMs would have increased. Such clever things as:

"Instead of Cupid's Arrow, how about (insert asshat's name) dick?"

Or

"Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my 12" (really 2") cock."
 
If I had to see that, then so do you.

I will say, the erect penis is slightly better than the previous flaccid ones.
 
pmann said:
If I had to see that, then so do you.

I will say, the erect penis is slightly better than the previous flaccid ones.
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True, and this one has a little hair.. WHOOT! So, let's not give him quite as hard of a time...
Quite frankly, I do not mind the cockatars...HOWEVER, I personally appreciate the more subtle ones where they aren't "all out there," you know? Perhaps the lowered jeans look? Bush and a little shaft? Not the whole ding dang thing....:D

Just my opinion...only worth what you want it to be..
 
inspired by reading some Edward Lear to the kids...

There was an old AssHat from the East,
Who claimed his wife was a beast.
Used a different ID,
But the same pic of his Peepee.
Will his silly PMs ever cease?



There was an AssHat who was scorned,
Who thought from the same cloth all women are torn.
Took a wee pic of his dick,
And with his Pms did send it,
Clearly, got all his best moves from porn.



There was an Asshat who thought he was skilled,
At taking over a woman’s free will.
His efforts have left him forlorn,
Despite using hip words like ‘unicorn’,
One wonders why his first wife left him still.



There was an AssHat who felt dejected,
At constantly being rejected.
Uses Copy and Paste,
But in a wanking haste,
Forgot to change the names to whom he addressed it.





http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rjm9MfFS1qaxrgdo1_1280.jpg
 
WTF????

weirdo said:
SassySheDevil said:
weirdo said:
SassySheDevil said:
weirdo said:
But you can't negate the appreciation of you ass in the photo
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huh?
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maybe you are a fucking Tasmanian she devil don't you know what the fuck you are.? And maybe you aren't that fucking sassy!
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What the fuck are you talking about??
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who the fuck cares? go to fucking SassySheDevil lala land.
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LOVE IT!!! That's awesome! Now can we find a way to make men sign that when they sign up on the board? :D
 
I get the feeling that many of you have gotten this one. :rolleyes:
Pmer said:
I bet that I can give you an amazing orgasm without you having to touch yourself even once and without you having to say what you would do for me at all. If you are intrigued, let me know and we can go from there!
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