Have you ever_____?

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Yes. (But, I have generally parted on good terms, so its not that unusual).

HYE ran into a friends ex - and had wild and kinky sex with them?

Nope! But I have a strange way of becoming friends with'em.

HYE woken up and had trouble remembering who's bed you're in?
 
Nope! But I have a strange way of becoming friends with'em.

HYE woken up and had trouble remembering who's bed you're in?

Yes... It was one hell of a surprise birthday party for me.

HYE had a surprise party thrown for you that actually WAS a surprise?
 
Yes... It was one hell of a surprise birthday party for me.

HYE had a surprise party thrown for you that actually WAS a surprise?

Nope. I've actually never had anyone throw a suprise party for me before.

HYE gotten to help plan out a bachelor party?
 
Yes...

HYE been the entertainment at a bachelor party?

Nah.. but I was at a bachelorette party! Hehe... long story involving a blow man and a contest. :eek:

HYE tried to hide a blow up man in your car before?
 
Nah.. but I was at a bachelorette party! Hehe... long story involving a blow man and a contest. :eek:

HYE tried to hide a blow up man in your car before?

No, can't say that I have... although it could make driving in the carpool lane easier. :eek:

HYE been stopped with a blow up man in your car?
 
No, can't say that I have... although it could make driving in the carpool lane easier. :eek:

HYE been stopped with a blow up man in your car?

No- but I did have a neighbor come out of the house and ask if I needed a hand hauling him inside. :eek:

HYE gotten hit on by a groomsman?
 
Yes. And I was the best man! Some people...

HYE offered a bride or groom (or both, for the more adventurous among us) one last romp before they said their vows?
 
Yes. And I was the best man! Some people...

HYE offered a bride or groom (or both, for the more adventurous among us) one last romp before they said their vows?

Yep, but it was my groom.

HYE sneaked off to have sex at a wedding?
 
Yep, but it was my groom.

HYE sneaked off to have sex at a wedding?

Answer to the prevous does not count if it was your groom lol

Yes

HYE had sex with a member of the wedding party after the ceremony before the reception?
 
Yes. Into the changing room with one of the maids.

HYE made a pass at the parents of a bride or groom?
 
well done!

No...I don't think so!

HYE met your ex somewhere and had sex?

no.. I think it's that underlying need to cut his balls off that prevents it mostly..
I mean.. I hope he's happy

HYE left your Christmas tree up until Valentine's Day?
 
No. But I have left the outside lights up year round before.

HYE been tied up with a rope light?

no.. I look better when he takes his eyeglasses off so things are blurry and dimly lit

HYE allowed the sex to begin even though you were still on a phone call?
 
No. LOL - those are two words that should never go together.

HYE forgotten who you were having sex with, while you were having sex with them?
 
Never have
It is a great rule-of-thumb to have to continue breathing

Have you ever earned your "red wings" on accident?
 
Almost, had a sweet spanish lady use four fingers up my ass as she tried to take all nine in her mouth.. wow what a ride.

HYE fucked a person ten years older or younger than you.

Not yet.

HYE had sex on the living room floor?
 
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