Can you explain to me why "fat cunt/bitch" is ok...

Cheers. That was me a few years ago. The cameras these days...
Files are way too big.

This one's more recent. :)

You tease!

MoAr!!!

You are officially not allowed in the fat cunt club, though.

I'd say you probably qualify for the lithe cunt collective.
 
Fuck me mama with a boogie beat, you Australians have a fucked up country, but damned if you're not all hot as Hell's Half Acre.
 
You tease!

MoAr!!!

You are officially not allowed in the fat cunt club, though.

I'd say you probably qualify for the lithe cunt collective.

I would post more but the small files I have get a little too explicit after that. Seriously... No.

I am kinda curvy. It's all about lighting and angles :D
 
That's because nobody dropped a benighted yet.

Oh yes I did.

Too late, the highlight award was already given out.

At best you're looking at runner up, or alternate, or understudy? not sure how some of those fit, but they do. Cause fuck it.

Also fuck this thread now. Where is warrioracist to shit out some nonsense and make a thread lolworthy.

And drunk sean, god damn let downs.
 
Too late, the highlight award was already given out.

At best you're looking at runner up, or alternate, or understudy? not sure how some of those fit, but they do. Cause fuck it.

Also fuck this thread now. Where is warrioracist to shit out some nonsense and make a thread lolworthy.

And drunk sean, god damn let downs.

That's what I get for stealing vetteman's go-to word.
 
Too late, the highlight award was already given out.

At best you're looking at runner up, or alternate, or understudy? not sure how some of those fit, but they do. Cause fuck it.

Also fuck this thread now. Where is warrioracist to shit out some nonsense and make a thread lolworthy.

And drunk sean, god damn let downs.

Just got home.
Spent the morning and half the afternoon on a classic car run :)
About 250 cars all up.
Might have found another XF Ghia for parts too, so all in all, a good day.
 
That's because nobody dropped a benighted yet.

Oh yes I did.

Back off, simian slit!

The award is MINE.

I would post more but the small files I have get a little too explicit after that. Seriously... No.

I am kinda curvy. It's all about lighting and angles :D

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine, you lithe cunt!

Ok, now will you show us? :D

Too late, the highlight award was already given out.

At best you're looking at runner up, or alternate, or understudy? not sure how some of those fit, but they do. Cause fuck it.

Also fuck this thread now. Where is warrioracist to shit out some nonsense and make a thread lolworthy.

And drunk sean, god damn let downs.

What's my prize?
 
Just got home.
Spent the morning and half the afternoon on a classic car run :)
About 250 cars all up.
Might have found another XF Ghia for parts too, so all in all, a good day.

You say her name, and she appears. She's like a racist version of Beetlejuice.
 
Nah, Beetlejuice was less crazy. I'm thinking more like Candyman.

Thanx for quoting.
FYI, I have literally been home for half an hour, unloaded the car and packed it away, and sat down with an ice-cold beer to check my emails.
Thought I'd check lit.... and read through this thread at the exact right moment.
It happens :)
 
"Dungfish"? You've really given up, haven't you?

hahaha dungfish, I get it now! fish is in your name, and he added dung!

It's like being zinged by a lobotomized Sarah Silverman. If she had bigger boobs, lots of hair, and looked like ron pearlman in an ape costume.
 
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