Can you explain to me why "fat cunt/bitch" is ok...

[Squibbs]

hahaha dungfish, I get it now! fish is in your name, and he added dung!

It's like being zinged by a lobotomized Sarah Silverman. If she had bigger boobs, lots of hair, and looked like ron pearlman in an ape costume.

Yeah, keep chirping.

What's it at, 30k post yet?

In how many months?

Fuck that post whore and fuck you.

 

[Squibbs]

Wherever we are while mocking you.

Cunts!

 

[KyleW]

Thanx for quoting.
FYI, I have literally been home for half an hour, unloaded the car and packed it away, and sat down with an ice-cold beer to check my emails.
Thought I'd check lit.... and read through this thread at the exact right moment.
It happens

No it doesn't

in fact this is proof that either there is a god, or you're a witch.

So let's weigh the possibilities.

Would a god alert someone that they got mentioned in a thread on a porn board? hmm not likely.

Would a witch burn a cat and sacrifice a candle, to see if they were mentioned in a thread. Assuming they can't find the search function, it's hard to see. Small text, old eyes, cataracts. Carrots?

I pick door number 2 bob. Why thank you kyle, you win a lifetime supply of bibles. Gee thanks dickbag.

 

[KyleW]

Yeah, keep chirping.

What's it at, 30k post yet?

In how many months?

Fuck that post whore and fuck you.

hahaha. yea he has like 90k posts in 6 months, and I have like 14k in 20 years.


And all 14k of my posts are fucking gems, fucking beautiful gems of goldness and shit. And stuff, and jade, and diamond, and shit.

 

[warrior queen]

No it doesn't

in fact this is proof that either there is a god, or you're a witch.

So let's weigh the possibilities.

Would a god alert someone that they got mentioned in a thread on a porn board? hmm not likely.

Would a witch burn a cat and sacrifice a candle, to see if they were mentioned in a thread. Assuming they can't find the search function, it's hard to see. Small text, old eyes, cataracts. Carrots?

I pick door number 2 bob. Why thank you kyle, you win a lifetime supply of bibles. Gee thanks dickbag.

Let me help you....
Go to my profile and click 'find all posts' and it will clearly show the time between that post just now and the last one I did.
What was I doing in between?

See, it's not so hard, really.

 

[KyleW]

Let me help you....
Go to my profile and click 'find all posts' and it will clearly show the time between that post just now and the last one I did.
What was I doing in between?

See, it's not so hard, really.

WITCH, FUCKING WITCH, BURN HER BURN THE WITCH AND HER CAT AND CANDLES

And make with the big black people do do the witch burning. I like good theater.

 

[blobfish]

To be fair to Squibbs, I have never denied being a post whore. I love feeling my throbbing post count grow with every key stroke.

 

[Morcheeba]

Instead of your lovely lips? I do hope you dont..

It's cuntaCATER and not that mess in your title.

 

[Morcheeba]

WITCH, FUCKING WITCH, BURN HER BURN THE WITCH AND HER CAT AND CANDLES

And make with the big black people do do the witch burning. I like good theater.

Welcome back to Lit. It's like your family and friends drove you back here.

 

[Morcheeba]

To be fair to Squibbs, I have never denied being a post whore. I love feeling my throbbing post count grow with every key stroke.

That's because you're a big fat cunt/bitch and in your mind, it's okay.

 

[dirtwrench]

Wait a minute! WQ is a witch? That might explain a couple things. Lets be sure of it first- WQ, show me the other boob. If it looks just like the one in your AV, I will know for sure.

 

[blobfish]

Wait a minute! WQ is a witch? That might explain a couple things. Lets be sure of it first- WQ, show me the other boob. If it looks just like the one in your AV, I will know for sure.

Not even WQ could be dumb enough to get that tattoo twice.

 

[eyer]

Wait a minute! WQ is a witch? That might explain a couple things. Lets be sure of it first- WQ, show me the other boob. If it looks just like the one in your AV, I will know for sure.

Those aren't her boobs, dude...

...she just lifted a picture of flapjacks off of an IHOP menu.

 

[blobfish]

That's because you're a big fat cunt/bitch and in your mind, it's okay.

Yeah, well you're as crazy as a baby with a lead paint lollipop.

 

[dirtwrench]

Those aren't her boobs, dude...

...she just lifted a picture of flapjacks out of an IHOP menu.

So, a good smathering of maple syrup and they will taste just fine? Perhaps a lil butter as well?

 

[blobfish]

Those aren't her boobs, dude...

...she just lifted a picture of flapjacks off of an IHOP menu.

They remind me of a flan that hasn't set up properly.

 

[CHNOPS]

Viewed upside down, the tattoo makes it look like the nipple is asking a question.

 

[QueenLevitra]

That's because you're a big fat cunt/bitch and in your mind, it's okay.

Spot on, as usual, you Crazy bitch. :xoxo:

 

[CHNOPS]

Eyer hating Warrior Queen is kind of like Jim Ignatowski hating Barney Gumble.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Eyer hating Warrior Queen is kind of like Jim Ignatowski hating Barney Gumble.

Eyer just yearns to be a "cool kid".

Whatever that means..

 

[Morcheeba]

Yeah, well you're as crazy as a baby with a lead paint lollipop.

Yeah, well, your 19th THOUSANDth post is coming up, I bet back in June or was it July of this year you never saw this coming.

Dedicate it to me, oh wait, did it already happen?

 

[Morcheeba]

Spot on, as usual, you Crazy bitch. :xoxo:

Happy Festive Holidays, you cunt.bitch.

For real.

 

[blobfish]

Yeah, well, your 19th THOUSANDth post is coming up, I bet back in June or was it July of this year you never saw this coming.

Dedicate it to me, oh wait, did it already happen?

Nineteen more posts. I promise to dedicate it to you if you promise to stop using a cadmium retainer.

 

[Morcheeba]

Yeah, keep chirping.

What's it at, 30k post yet?

In how many months?

Fuck that post whore and fuck you.

He's a man, not an it.

Gusty Wind-lite Alcatraz Stylee

 

[CHNOPS]

Nineteen more posts. I promise to dedicate it to you if you promise to stop using a cadmium retainer.

So, six more minutes?