Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[o_so_wet]

No, no, the tortured syntax was all mine
the wording I saw as if blind

 

[EbersMoll]

No, no, the tortured syntax was all mine
the wording I saw as if blind
This is so clever

 

[o_so_wet]

No, no, the tortured syntax was all mine
the wording I saw as if blind
This is so clever
Words hang on a tether

 

[EbersMoll]

No, no, the tortured syntax was all mine
the wording I saw as if blind
This is so clever
Words hang on a tether
But are then wrapped in verse so fine.

It's nice to see you back OSW, last one from me for the night, thanks for playing

 

[o_so_wet]

(bye Ebers....have a good nite )


All limericks start with one line

 

[ga400us]

All limericks start with one line
Poetic and are keeping in rhyme

 

[Adre]

All limericks start with one line
Poetic and are keeping in rhyme
But sex is required

 

[ga400us]

All limericks start with one line
Poetic and are keeping in rhyme
But sex is required
When feeling inspired

 

[o_so_wet]

All limericks start with one line
Poetic and are keeping in rhyme
But sex is required
When feeling inspired
Which for most is most the time.

 

[ga400us]

Sometimes the lights all shinin on me

 

[o_so_wet]

Sometimes the lights all shinin on me
and my ego soars with such glee

 

[cliper2]

Sometimes the lights all shinin on me
and my ego soars with such glee
I love being the show's star

 

[ga400us]

Sometimes the lights all shinin on me
and my ego soars with such glee
I love being the show's star
Adored from afar

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Sometimes the lights all shinin on me
and my ego soars with such glee
I love being the show's star
Adored from afar
I'm naked and THEY paid a fee

 

[o_so_wet]

Shyness has never known me

 

[Que]

..though a blush hath crept up my neck...

 

[o_so_wet]

though a blush hath crept up my neck...
I forged on, thinking "what the heck"...

(you skipped mine btw )

 

[ga400us]

Shyness has never known me
Nor has any man ever owned thee



though a blush hath crept up my neck
I forged on, thinking "what the heck"...
Darkness befell my breast

 

[Cymru6969]

Shyness has never known me
Nor has any man ever owned thee
Free of will thou walks



though a blush hath crept up my neck
I forged on, thinking "what the heck"...
Darkness befell my breast
Within my love nest

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

though a blush hath crept up my neck
I forged on, thinking "what the heck"...
Darkness befell my breast
Within my love nest
Lies my quest

 

[kendra1980]

Photoshop was her best friend

 

[Jett_73]

Photoshop was her best friend
Moles remove and wrinkles blend

 

[Cymru6969]

Photoshop was her best friend
Blemishes it did amend

Hi, K!

 

[OxfordDon]

Photoshop was her best friend
Moles remove and wrinkles blend
took pounds off her butt

 

[kendra1980]

Photoshop was her best friend
Moles remove and wrinkles blend
took pounds off her butt
smoothed out her fat gut