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[Scrubber]

A rival Don heard of their session
Stirring up years of aggression
He picked up a crowbar

 

[Jett_73]

A rival Don heard of their session
Stirring up years of aggression
He picked up a crowbar
And stuck it up so far

 

[kendra1980]

A rival Don heard of their session
Stirring up years of aggression
He picked up a crowbar
And stuck it up so far
He was after in need of compression

 

[cliper2]

She needed something new to try

 

[EbersMoll]

She needed something new to try
So bad that on occasions she'd cry

 

[Cymru6969]

She needed something new to try
So bad that on occasions she'd cry
A new leather mini

 

[EbersMoll]

She needed something new to try
So bad that on occasions she'd cry
A new leather mini
And boots, heels skinny

 

[Scrubber]

She needed something new to try
So bad that on occasions she'd cry
A new leather mini
And boots, heels skinny
Got her ogled by all passers by

 

[tericloth]

They oogled and stared at the lass

 

[Scrubber]

They oogled and stared at the lass
And one tried to pinch her pert ass

 

[EbersMoll]

They oogled and stared at the lass
And one tried to pinch her pert ass
But as they came closer

 

[Adre]

They oogled and stared at the lass
And one tried to pinch her pert ass
Some pulled out their poles

 

[tericloth]

They oogled and stared at the lass
And one tried to pinch her pert ass
But as they came closer
And saw Mam was a Sir

 

[EbersMoll]

They oogled and stared at the lass
And one tried to pinch her pert ass
But as they came closer
And saw Mam was a Sir
The all ran away en masse

 

[tericloth]

Over lunch, they started a game

 

[EbersMoll]

Over lunch, they started a game
But they found the rules too tame

 

[tericloth]

Over lunch, they started a game
But they found the rules too tame
Over dinner instead

 

[EbersMoll]

Over lunch, they started a game
But they found the rules too tame
Over dinner instead
They played who gives whom head

 

[tericloth]

Over lunch, they started a game
But they found the rules too tame
Over dinner instead
They played who gives whom head
And dinner was never the same.

 

[JasonIllicit]

I went to a dinner party

 

[tericloth]

I went to a dinner party
Pantyless, I felt so naughty

 

[JasonIllicit]

I went to a dinner party
Pantyless, I felt so naughty
I reached under the table

 

[cliper2]

I went to a dinner party
Pantyless, I felt so naughty
I reached under the table
To find her charms were not a fable

 

[Adre]

I went to a dinner party
Pantyless, I felt so naughty
I reached under the table
To find her charms were not a fable
"Take your finger out of me, smarty"

 

[tericloth]

I went to a dinner party
Pantyless, I felt so naughty
I reached under the table
To find her charms were not a fable
"Take your finger out of me, smarty"
Great Finish


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