cjh
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Should be.
Sex and Candy.
I will have two scoops, please.
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Should be.
Sex and Candy.
I will have two scoops, please.
My first thought was, better get a pregnancy test.
It is definitely a good day.
I do always have ice cream. Today was the last of the Magnum bars. Sloppy to eat, but good. Probably won't get them again, but I always have vanilla ice cream, peanut butter and chocolate sauce. I also have some homemade agave syrup lemon sorbet with some vodka (to keep it from freezing solid, and the benefit of making it yummier.)
I have good grapes. Usually for breakfast I have a ramekin of grapes and water with a multivitamin. This morning that was not really going to cut it.
good god. you are speaking my language. agave lemon vodka... magnum bars... today is a good day. today is a good day.
If I don't have the good stuff about I'll just end up having to make a special trip.
My cravings are always really specific and really...urgent.
Best to be prepared!
i have the best memories tied to magnum bars. they remind me of sea water and beautiful afternoons. the crunch followed by sweet creamy goodness. *sigh* i can't remember the last time i ate one.
They were really good.
I've seen a bunch of research that shows that the more you resist temptation, the less willpower you have against that temptation in the future.
So if at all possible, I give in fast. Spare myself the buildup.
they are calling my name, but i don't want to go to the store. the next shopping trip will yield fun. i love ice cream, but only buy it when the good stuff is on sale. i'm going to have to make an exception for the magnums. they are never on sale.
I could tell this morning when I woke up and wanted sex and ice cream for breakfast.
So have half a cup of ice cream and a dry-hump; there's your moderation.
Everything in moderation. Especially moderation.
I could tell this morning when I woke up and wanted sex and ice cream for breakfast.

We are so sorry that you cannot get sex.
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And I am of course sorry that you can't read.![]()
Your bad!I went blind...
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Your bad!
I Kant sea you...
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I could tell this morning when I woke up and wanted sex and ice cream for breakfast.
No, I'M UP HERE!
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Oh for...put that away! This is a family...oh...
Guess I really...hm.
I have no right to outrage on Lit. That's new.
No outrage.
No scenes, no drama.
But now I have to go, my troll has arrived.![]()