Moderation will not do...

[Recidiva]

I could tell this morning when I woke up and wanted sex and ice cream for breakfast.

 

[blobfish]

The ice cream part makes me think you are married, but the sex part proves that you're not.

 

[cjh]

Is that a Ben & Jerry's flavor?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

The ice cream part makes me think you are married, but the sex part proves that you're not.

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you dont........ I think John Lennon said that

 

[Recidiva]

The ice cream part makes me think you are married, but the sex part proves that you're not.

I forgot to adhere to a stereotype today! Damn!

 

[Recidiva]

Is that a Ben & Jerry's flavor?

Should be.

Sex and Candy.

 

[blobfish]

I forgot to adhere to a stereotype today! Damn!

Typical woman.

 

[dolf]

i only want half of that.

 

[blobfish]

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you dont........ I think John Lennon said that

It would not be a stretch to call John Lennon "Mr. Peanut" if you've ever seen the cover of the "Two Virgins" album.

 

[lovetoread]

I smell sex and candy in here.

 

[Recidiva]

Typical woman.

Yup. That's me.

Everyone says.

 

[loquere]

I could tell this morning when I woke up and wanted sex and ice cream for breakfast.

Not following moderation sounds like the mantra of serial killer/ mass murderer.

 

[Recidiva]

i only want half of that.

Working at home gives me opportunities to at least do the battery-powered masturbation thing and the freezer is near.

I love my job.

 

[Recidiva]

I smell sex and candy in here.

*hands out bowls and spoons*

 

[blobfish]

I smell sex and candy in here.

Both of those smells are coming from my van.

 

[Recidiva]

Not following moderation sounds like the mantra of serial killer/ mass murderer.

Yes, that's where I'm headed.

Sex and masturbation and then straight to the blood orgy. But my "scantily clad" robes are in the dryer and I have to wait just a bit. I could do the skyclad thing, but I might sunburn.

 

[neci]

*hands out bowls and spoons*

amen.

 

[Recidiva]

amen.

It's a good day. It's nice to have access to life's pleasures.

 

[blobfish]

Did you ever get your sex and/or iced cream?

 

[Recidiva]

Did you ever get your sex and/or iced cream?

Yes. Both.

 

[neci]

It's a good day. It's nice to have access to life's pleasures.

i am going to repeat this to myself. it is a good day. there's no ice cream in the house, but i don't need any following the sugar binge from yesterday. cold cantaloupe or watermelon. more coffee. simple pleasures.

 

[blobfish]

Yes. Both.

Does Ulaven know?

 

[Recidiva]

i am going to repeat this to myself. it is a good day. there's no ice cream in the house, but i don't need any following the sugar binge from yesterday. cold cantaloupe or watermelon. more coffee. simple pleasures.

It is definitely a good day.

I do always have ice cream. Today was the last of the Magnum bars. Sloppy to eat, but good. Probably won't get them again, but I always have vanilla ice cream, peanut butter and chocolate sauce. I also have some homemade agave syrup lemon sorbet with some vodka (to keep it from freezing solid, and the benefit of making it yummier.)

I have good grapes. Usually for breakfast I have a ramekin of grapes and water with a multivitamin. This morning that was not really going to cut it.

 

[Recidiva]

Does Ulaven know?

Well, he helped me pick out the battery powered aspect of my life, which I burned out...so we had to go outlet based.

So yes, he knows in general if not specifically.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I could tell this morning when I woke up and wanted sex and ice cream for breakfast.

My first thought was, better get a pregnancy test.