Moderation will not do...

My first thought was, better get a pregnancy test.

Heh. We went to the store the other day and I got a weird craving for peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwiches. Checkout woman was saying I should get checked out for...you know...

Ulaven says "NO! I mean....no. No."

So at least he has faith I take my medication.

I do get weirder when I'm pregnant though. With my daughter I wanted shrimp chips...salsa (not with chips, just with a spoon and a bowl) and vanilla ice cream. Not all together, but that was about all I could eat without throwing up. Screw morning sickness, I LOST 15 pounds overall during the pregnancy. All-trimester all-day sickness.
 
It is definitely a good day.

I do always have ice cream. Today was the last of the Magnum bars. Sloppy to eat, but good. Probably won't get them again, but I always have vanilla ice cream, peanut butter and chocolate sauce. I also have some homemade agave syrup lemon sorbet with some vodka (to keep it from freezing solid, and the benefit of making it yummier.)

I have good grapes. Usually for breakfast I have a ramekin of grapes and water with a multivitamin. This morning that was not really going to cut it.

good god. you are speaking my language. agave lemon vodka... magnum bars... today is a good day. today is a good day.
 
good god. you are speaking my language. agave lemon vodka... magnum bars... today is a good day. today is a good day.

If I don't have the good stuff about I'll just end up having to make a special trip.

My cravings are always really specific and really...urgent.

Best to be prepared!
 
If I don't have the good stuff about I'll just end up having to make a special trip.

My cravings are always really specific and really...urgent.

Best to be prepared!

i have the best memories tied to magnum bars. they remind me of sea water and beautiful afternoons. the crunch followed by sweet creamy goodness. *sigh* i can't remember the last time i ate one.
 
i have the best memories tied to magnum bars. they remind me of sea water and beautiful afternoons. the crunch followed by sweet creamy goodness. *sigh* i can't remember the last time i ate one.

They were really good.

I've seen a bunch of research that shows that the more you resist temptation, the less willpower you have against that temptation in the future.

So if at all possible, I give in fast. Spare myself the buildup.
 
They were really good.

I've seen a bunch of research that shows that the more you resist temptation, the less willpower you have against that temptation in the future.

So if at all possible, I give in fast. Spare myself the buildup.

they are calling my name, but i don't want to go to the store. the next shopping trip will yield fun. i love ice cream, but only buy it when the good stuff is on sale. i'm going to have to make an exception for the magnums. they are never on sale.
 
they are calling my name, but i don't want to go to the store. the next shopping trip will yield fun. i love ice cream, but only buy it when the good stuff is on sale. i'm going to have to make an exception for the magnums. they are never on sale.

I never watch commercials but...we just went out and saw a bunch of movies and there was a commercial for them.

Ulaven saw them in the cart - "Hah. They got you."

Totally worth it!
 
So have half a cup of ice cream and a dry-hump; there's your moderation.

Yeah, that's a usual day. Today was two trips to the bedroom with my Magic Wand and the Magnum. Which should probably be the name of the magic wand instead...

Why be crabby. Crabby is bad.
 
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