People Faint From Heat at Obama Rally, Dumbass Without TOTUS Points Them to “Paralega

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People Faint From Heat at Obama Rally, Dumbass Without TOTUS Points Them to “Paralegals”

SMARTEST PRESIDENT EVAH!


What? THE CORPSE MEN WERENT THERE?
 
21 People Faint During Obama Campaign Rally




And this is before anyone told them their share of the national debt.

The Pool Report via The Weekly Standard:


TV viewers may have heard POTUS pointed out a couple of faintings during the rally in downtown Roanoke. In fact, fire officials say more than 20 people fell out during the course of the speech. There were waves of exclamation as one person after another swooned.

Paramedics treated 21 people on the scene and took one to the hospital, according to the Roanoke fire department.

It was warm out and the crowd of 3,000-plus was packed tightly into the 4-block area, the deputy fire marshal said by way of explanation. Volunteers passed around cups of water but some people didn’t take them, he said.
 
Did they faint from orgasmic happiness upon seeing their spiritual leader?
 
Did they faint from orgasmic happiness upon seeing their spiritual leader?

They were going to have a ceremonial touching ceremony, where each member of the drum circle passes the energy from the next one on his left, but they kept getting stopped when NAMBLA participants kept refusing to let go
 
If 21 people faint at a Romney rally, the rally ends by default.
 
They thought they were at an Occupy Roanoke event and just couldn't wait till the cop cars got there so they could defecate on them. Loss of consciousness was the inevitable result.
 
HA!

Its worse!



Meanwhile, reader James Wink emails: “I live about a mile away from where President Obama is speaking right now in Centreville. He is speaking at my daughter’s future High School….think about it. The President of the United states could have spoken 5 miles away at George Mason University….but decided to on a high school in must win Northern Virginia. The president’s most valuable commodity is time and instead of speaking to 1000s he decided on a smaller scale. Was he worried about filling an audience?”

UPDATE: Reader Larry Bronstein writes: “The Obama supporters who came to the rally at Centreville High School in Clifton, VA (Fairfax County) came from outside the voting precinct. Many drove cars with Maryland license plates and none of them were recognized by the 100′s of neighbors who turned out to protest Obama’s tax increases. The Obama rally was a terrible inconvenience as streets were closed and traffic stacked up, preventing residents from leaving or returning to their homes. And it appeared there weren’t even enough Obama folks to fill the high school gymnasium.”
 
Is a Mark Knoller (CBS) tweet considered valid, sourced news?


Can you prove it came from a Kinko's?


Did Hawaii verify?
 
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