Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[ketrell]

Only use lines when they are blatantly awful or corny in the hopes it will elicit a smile and a laugh. If not, then I guess it wasn't meant to be. Can't really think of any offhand, kinda happens spur of the moment.

Think women are far more forgiving when I feed them blatantly awful ones and certainly well more than I deserve.

 

[IhateClowns]

This is a funny, sad, jackass of a thread. Men and women work in different ways obviously. These guys are obviously not that great at talking to women. There are some guys who do try and just ignored. I myself have read red's guide to chatting up lit women and just get largely ignored. It bites.

It doesn't help that you have 38 posts and no Av. Hardly any profile information and only been here approx 2 weeks. These women get a ton of unsolicited PM's all day long.

My suggestion would be to make yourself be seen on the boards. Start posting. Start allowing people to get to know you that way. Then when you start batering with a few women they will be more apt to respond to your advances.

Just a suggestion, but I am full of shit so take it for it is worth.

 

[Pandages]

Didn't even refer to myself. Maybe I'll keep my profile the way it is because of people like you.

 

[IhateClowns]

Didn't even refer to myself. Maybe I'll keep my profile the way it is because of people like you.

The part where you read Red's thread and were largely ignored doesn't refer to you? Ok so you are posting for other men on here? Probably a good idea to stay away then.

Whew dodged that bullet and i used to live in Portland.

 

[IamTom42]

Wow..anyone have a Midol?

 

[IhateClowns]

Wow..anyone have a Midol?

If that is referring to me, no I am fine. I was being or at least trying to be nice guy. I was offering a simple suggestion. When i first started I had no clue and was widely ignored. So my apologies for trying to be a good guy and help someone out.

 

[Pandages]

If that is referring to me, no I am fine. I was being or at least trying to be nice guy. I was offering a simple suggestion. When i first started I had no clue and was widely ignored. So my apologies for trying to be a good guy and help someone out.

When you made a comment about where I am from that was a personal insult. You, sir, have lost any credibility when you had to resort to insults. Enjoy your time here.

Assuming I don't have another account.

 

[IhateClowns]

When you made a comment about where I am from that was a personal insult. You, sir, have lost any credibility when you had to resort to insults. Enjoy your time here.

Assuming I don't have another account.

Good luck to you Bro. Seriously. Wish you the best on here. Hope you get the opportunity to chat it up with as many women as you possibly want to. My apologies once again for trying to be helpful. Next time I will just move along.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Another one for the iggy button.

 

[Pandages]

Another one for the iggy button.

Agreed.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Too funny.

 

[TexasWife25]

It doesn't help that you have 38 posts and no Av. Hardly any profile information and only been here approx 2 weeks. These women get a ton of unsolicited PM's all day long.

My suggestion would be to make yourself be seen on the boards. Start posting. Start allowing people to get to know you that way. Then when you start batering with a few women they will be more apt to respond to your advances.

Just a suggestion, but I am full of shit so take it for it is worth.

100% correct


Also, you are just getting hit from all sides today

 

[BradBigBrain]

100% correct


Also, you are just getting hit from all sides today

He's like a Texas trailer park during tornado season

 

[TexasWife25]

He's like a Texas trailer park during tornado season

Easy to pick up and never too concerned where he finds himself in the morning?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

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[BradBigBrain]

.....

I totally agree.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Padages, not sure what you read when you were reading IHC's posts, but not once was he insulting you. He was simply giving you advice on how to possibly get a better response to folks.

I had a post earlier that I deleted that was telling you that the "How To" doesn't work for everyone, and then I read more of the posts after you made that one.

A profile filled out as well an AV or Profile picture that allows another to get an idea of who you are, or what you like is always an added bonus, as is your likes/dislikes listed, etc. - age is also a key detail. Location, perhaps not so much, it is the internet, but the other things, they only enhance your interaction with the ladies, or the possibility of interacting with them.

Good luck with Lit.

~ Red

 

[MollyDolly]

This is a funny, sad, jackass of a thread. Men and women work in different ways obviously. These guys are obviously not that great at talking to women. There are some guys who do try and just ignored. I myself have read red's guide to chatting up lit women and just get largely ignored. It bites.

Yeah, the low posts don't help, and either does attacking IHC, a well-liked, active board member. I know, for one, that I check the posts of men who PM me and would not respond to a PM from a Litster who was so obviously rude to someone I like and respect.

 

[1sickbastard]

He's like a Texas trailer park during tornado season

Easy to pick up and never too concerned where he finds himself in the morning?

So eager to be blown he doesn't care if he's completely destroyed?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Yeah, the low posts don't help, and either does attacking IHC, a well-liked, active board member. I know, for one, that I check the posts of men who PM me and would not respond to a PM from a Litster who was so obviously rude to someone I like and respect.

I have watched men and women interact on the boards for a long time and I can agree with this. How you behave on the forum will also have a factor in whether some folks what to interact with you or not.

One fellow was ripping men and women up one side and down another and I wasn't involved at all, but the posts were so vile and threatening, that I crossed my fingers that I'd NEVER get a PM from him, nor would he ever post directly to me and we'd never crossed paths before.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I have watched men and women interact on the boards for a long time and I can agree with this. How you behave on the forum will also have a factor in whether some folks what to interact with you or not.

One fellow was ripping men and women up one side and down another and I wasn't involved at all, but the posts were so vile and threatening, that I crossed my fingers that I'd NEVER get a PM from him, nor would he ever post directly to me and we'd never crossed paths before.

Even so, when I did finally PM you, you answered me. Thanks!

 

[Sundayschild]

Could this thread be renamed "..you had me at jizzmonkey..."?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Even so, when I did finally PM you, you answered me. Thanks!

You're welcome. Thanks for finally PMing me. I was gettin' tired of flashin' you my tits.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Could this thread be renamed "..you had me at jizzmonkey..."?

lol - Well that would certainly get some new posters.

 

[BradBigBrain]

You're welcome. Thanks for finally PMing me. I was gettin' tired of flashin' you my tits.

How many cock pictures did I send you before you got to flashin' me those babies?