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Dear? You forgot to wear your DEPENDS for diarrhea mouth.
TxRad
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Youtube links don't make a thread that anyone will read either.
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One of my favorite all time quotes is from Colonel Nathan Jessup.
Jessup to Tom Cruise
"What I want is for you to stand there in your faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth, extend me some fucking courtesy!"
Fucking classic!
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You havent figured it out yet but.....I really dont give a shit what the assclowns at AH like or dont like. I assume the real deal will visit AH occasionally and profit from threads that arent the usual diet of high-5s, back slapping, schmoozing, and T-Ball trophies.
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Oh yeah, I figured it out shortly after you showed up.
You're a big reader and a want to be writer so you come into the AH with your bullshit sniping at everyone. So I guess that makes you the head assclown.
Those usual threads are called friends interacting. You might want to try it sometime. It's good for the digestion and what ails you.
Have a good day.
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And you haven't figured out yet that we return the compliment--because nothing you've dared post proves you are anything but a fraud as a writer (and definitely as a writer mentor). The one attempt you made in recent years to exhibit your writing "skill" was quickly uncovered by Stella as plagiarized from the Internet.
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Thanks JB, that was interesting and makes me feel better about my creative style. Elmore starts with Characters and lets them run, kind of the way I have been doing when I'm in the groove.
I have been trying to "PLOT" story that I started as NANOWIMO and may be reaching the end of that process. I wrote 9 chapters (~106K words) and realized that it was only the opening for the story I wanted to write, so I have spent the last two years "plotting". But that has kept me from writing, because I have been avoiding making a mistake.
Of course Elmore and I have very little in common in sales.
I have been trying to "PLOT" story that I started as NANOWIMO and may be reaching the end of that process. I wrote 9 chapters (~106K words) and realized that it was only the opening for the story I wanted to write, so I have spent the last two years "plotting". But that has kept me from writing, because I have been avoiding making a mistake.
Of course Elmore and I have very little in common in sales.
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Thanks JB, that was interesting and makes me feel better about my creative style. Elmore starts with Characters and lets them run, kind of the way I have been doing when I'm in the groove.
I have been trying to "PLOT" story that I started as NANOWIMO and may be reaching the end of that process. I wrote 9 chapters (~106K words) and realized that it was only the opening for the story I wanted to write, so I have spent the last two years "plotting". But that has kept me from writing, because I have been avoiding making a mistake.
Of course Elmore and I have very little in common in sales.
Good characters are essential, of course. I simply believe that plot is essential, too. Plot is what characters react to. You really cant avoid plot.
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Time to walk the walk, Jimmy. You know it comes down to 'Put up, or shut up.'
Show us what a real writer you are.
If I required your annointment and ordination, maybe. If you operated a contest, for certain.
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But you dont know THAT, do you? The fact isnt in your epistemology, a guess fills its place. All we really know is that I give you an excuse to vent your toxic blabber.
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Starting a "real writer's" thread makes one a real writer as much as visiting a dairy makes one a cow.
Can't keep blowing hot air around, Jimmy. Eventually you'll run out and leave yourself with nothing to huff and puff about. Actions speak louder than words, but words are the action you need to do.
TxRad
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Starting a "real writer's" thread with youtube links doesn't help much either. Although it might be considered more bull than anything.
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Yeah. It's kind of like submitting your resume in crayon.
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LIT doesnt make you a real writer, its where you get your T-Ball trophy.
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Can't keep blowing hot air around, Jimmy. Eventually you'll run out and leave yourself with nothing to huff and puff about. Actions speak louder than words, but words are the action you need to do.
I dont blow anything, hotshot.
