The Real Writers Thread

[Stella_Omega]

You havent figured it out yet but.....I really dont give a shit what the assclowns at AH like or dont like. I assume the real deal will visit AH occasionally and profit from threads that arent the usual diet of high-5s, back slapping, schmoozing, and T-Ball trophies.

You've created a novel's worth of character exposition in these few sentences. I'm thinking John Kennedy O'Toole.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You've created a novel's worth of character exposition in these few sentences. I'm thinking John Kennedy O'Toole.

Nice try.

My mother died 40 years ago. Fat? Definitely! Lazy? I think most people think it. I dont move quickly. But I make every action count, and I get a helluva lot done by not wasting time or action. I'm a natural born farmer, and farmers arent jack rabbits.

 

[lovecraft68]

This thread is developing a very GB like flavor.

Someone posts something and everyone swoops in with a dig which the OP then responds to.

Interesting. Maybe I should log into my alt and come back.

 

[TxRad]

Nice try.

My mother died 40 years ago. Fat? Definitely! Lazy? I think most people think it. I dont move quickly. But I make every action count, and I get a helluva lot done by not wasting time or action. I'm a natural born farmer, and farmers arent jack rabbits.

Two things:

I've never seen a fat farmer. Most are skinny or just on the edge of well fed.

Second, a few square feet of a vegetable garden in your front yard and driveway do not a farm make.

 

[TxRad]

This thread is developing a very GB like flavor.

Someone posts something and everyone swoops in with a dig which the OP then responds to.

Interesting. Maybe I should log into my alt and come back.

No alt needed.

There are just more and more people getting tired of JB's continuing bullshit.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This thread is developing a very GB like flavor.

Someone posts something and everyone swoops in with a dig which the OP then responds to.

Interesting. Maybe I should log into my alt and come back.

TEX and the gang just gotta mark every thread with their scents, like hyenas. Its the nature of the beast.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

No alt needed.

There are just more and more people getting tired of JB's continuing bullshit.

Encourage all these people to use IGGY, and my posts wont poke their eyes so often.

 

[TxRad]

Encourage all these people to use IGGY, and my posts wont poke their eyes so often.

Quite poking sticks at people who don't need or want you poking sticks at them and you might just barely get along here.

Your shock value is bullshit. You know it and I know it so why do it?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Quite poking sticks at people who don't need or want you poking sticks at them and you might just barely get along here.

Your shock value is bullshit. You know it and I know it so why do it?

Its irresistable bait to you and Stella.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Nice try.

My mother died 40 years ago. Fat? Definitely! Lazy? I think most people think it. I dont move quickly. But I make every action count, and I get a helluva lot done by not wasting time or action. I'm a natural born farmer, and farmers arent jack rabbits.

Is that all you got out of Ignatius Riley, really? I was thinking of his delusions of grandeur, the way he blamed everyone else for the stink of his own shit, and the way he would go places solely to disdain and hate the people there.

 

[SweetMaj]

Its irresistable bait to you and Stella.

What you need is a few building blocks with colored letters on them.

Here, Jimbo, built whatever you like.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Is that all you got out of Ignatius Riley, really? I was thinking of his delusions of grandeur, the way he blamed everyone else for the stink of his own shit, and the way he would go places solely to disdain hating the people there.

Never read O'Toole, just paraphrasing what O'Toole said about Riley.

Delusions of grandeur! Boy! You dont know me at all. I invented humility.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Never read O'Toole, just paraphrasing what O'Toole said about Riley.

Add him to your real writers list.

Delusions of grandeur! Boy! You dont know me at all. I invented humility.

Did you read that in Joe McLaughlin?

 

[lance gt]

Nice try.

My mother died 40 years ago. Fat? Definitely! Lazy? I think most people think it. I dont move quickly. But I make every action count, and I get a helluva lot done by not wasting time or action. I'm a natural born farmer, and farmers arent jack rabbits.

Knee deep in shit most of the time, as I recall it. What ye farmin' Jimmy? Yer spreading the shit a might thick, don't ya think? Can't wait to see the crop coming in, end of season, hear. Get a feeling yer fields aren't a bearin' much this time around either. Ye'd said ye was a farmer, right Jim? Made anything grow, Jimmy? Ye know, plant the seeds and nurture the little buggers into plants and turn them into a productive crop, that kind of thing?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Knee deep in shit most of the time, as I recall it. What ye farmin' Jimmy? Yer spreading the shit a might thick, don't ya think? Can't wait to see the crop coming in, end of season, hear. Get a feeling yer fields aren't a bearin' much this time around either. Ye'd said ye was a farmer, right Jim? Made anything grow, Jimmy? Ye know, plant the seeds and nurture the little buggers into plants and turn them into a productive crop, that kind of thing?

Right this minute I'm growing okra, cowpeas, lima beans, and green beans. Two weeks ago I pickled 4 1/2 gallons of cucumbers. The orchard includes guavas, peaches, grapes, citrus, and blueberries.

 

[lance gt]

Right this minute I'm growing okra, cowpeas, lima beans, and green beans. Two weeks ago I pickled 4 1/2 gallons of cucumbers. The orchard includes guavas, peaches, grapes, citrus, and blueberries.

Sounds like a good planting, but we're talking writin' seeds, here and abouts, ain't we? How's them seeds doin'? Anything sprouting? Can't dry crop it, ya know, gotta give it a good watering often and give it lots a brightness, hear? Pull them weeds early, or they'll trip ye up good. Plant us a good story now, Jimmy Bob.