So A Woman Has Married Herself...

All people are married to themselves . . . it would take a Zen monk or something to manage a divorce.
 
I can steal souls.

It's funny reading the comments that prove people either didn't read the article or are very deeply mentally ill.
 
The yoga teacher, from Fargo, North Dakota, spoke to US TV host Anderson Cooper today, saying the self-marriage was "about really committing to changing my life".

"I feel very empowered, very happy, very joyous . . .

You left out "very ridiculous."
 
You left out "very ridiculous."

Just so I can calibrate the scales properly is this more or less rediculous than magic underwear or praying five times a day facing the same direction? How bout pretending cracker and wine are flesh and blood? Claiming that Sea World has slaves and filing a law suit on behalf of Shamu?

I'm just saying that a woman dressing up as a bride and declaring to her closest friends that she doesn't need a man she can do bad all by herself strikes me as more funny than rediculous and certainly it's harmless.
 
Ms Schwigert said she went through a painful time when her two kids chose to live with their father after her divorce.

Yeah, they wanted to live with their dad who isn't CRAZY!

What happened to just goals and new year's resolutuons?

Plus, I know she was totally hitting that inner self before she tied the knot! So I hope she wasn't wearing white 'cause her inner self is such a slut!

That's some pretty wacky shit for North Dakota! She must be a So Cal or Oregon transplant.
 
I'm just saying that a woman dressing up as a bride and declaring to her closest friends that she doesn't need a man she can do bad all by herself strikes me as more funny than rediculous and certainly it's harmless.

Decide you need no SO to complete you, fine. Tell your family and friends that, fine. Organizing a public ceremony to declare it is perfectly harmless, but ipso facto ridiculous.
 
All people are married to themselves . . . it would take a Zen monk or something to manage a divorce.

Ah, the ever evolving definition of marriage, all things to all people...



So if the number can be one, then it can be three, no?

All you need is love!
Everybody now!
All you need is love!
Love is all you need...
 
Ah, the ever evolving definition of marriage, all things to all people...



So if the number can be one, then it can be three, no?

All you need is love!
Everybody now!
All you need is love!
Love is all you need...

Nope. "Two consenting adults" is the basic legal standard, with very few exceptions.

Three can never equal two, no matter how much you believe in Glibertarian PatriotMath™.
 
Decide you need no SO to complete you, fine. Tell your family and friends that, fine. Organizing a public ceremony to declare it is perfectly harmless, but ipso facto ridiculous.

Decide you need to submit to a space ghost, fine. Tell your family and friends that,fine. Organizing a public ceremony for a man in a dress to dunk you under water is perfectly harmless, but ipso facto ridiculous.

I'm just looking to calibrate the PKE meter and I need to know what normal is.
 
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